Long-Term Couple’s Road Trip Chats Now Just Commenting On Other Drivers’ Bad Driving
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Hollywood would have us believe that road trips are a time for deep and meaningfuls,
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“The Media And Political Elite Are Protecting Dan Andrews” Says Victorian Liberals, Herald Sun, 3AW, Sky News, Catholic Church, Business Lobby, Fossil Fuel Companies, AFL, Organised Crime Figures 
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than two weeks until Victoria heads to the ballots, and pre-polling now open
Cruel Pay Cycle With 5 Weekends Forces Office Worker Into Week Long Toastie Diet
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The steaming crackle of a Breville sandwich toaster is providing little comfort this afternoon,
DAILY: A Local Fuckboy, A Solution To The Labour Crisis & Spot The Difference – November 15
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
‘Mixed-Use Development’ Roughly Translated To ‘Stop Asking About The Public Housing We Demolished’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new report from the Betoota 2050 plan has identified thousands of new terms to be
Hip Hop Venues Praised By Trans Groups For Their Commitment To Gender Neutral Bathrooms
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Six months after the furious Federal election culture wars and the conversation surrounding trans rights has
Local Girl Starting Wonder If The Turtles Are Worth Lugging Home Groceries In A Woolies Paper Bag
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she walks down the street practically bear hugging her shopping bag, local woman Brooke Leatham
“Shipping Containers Have Been Floating Down The Mitchell Highway For Millennia” Explains Joyce
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Shadow Veterans Affairs Minister Barnaby Joyce has told reporters in Canberra this morning that
Every Window In Greater Logan Shatters As Samoan Community Unleash Biblical Semi-Finals Chee-Hoo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There has been extensive property damage to swathes of private and public buildings on Brisbane’s
Local Man Solves Rental Crisis By Taking Out All These Little Bastards With A Bolt Cutter
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local man has this month single-handedly solved the rental crisis in his city, by
Karma For Local Boomers After Encountering Man Visibly Sick With Spicy Cough After Lodging Noise Complaint Against Pub
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pair of sanctimonious sexagenarians feel karma paid them a visit today after they
England’s Daddies: United Kingdom Forced To Replace King Charles And His Family With 13 Samoans
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United Kingdom is dealing with a dystopian new reality today, where the royal family is
Australia’s Labour Shortage Suddenly Resolved As Busted Crypto Bros Return To The Workforce
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The post-pandemic neoliberal mantra of ‘nobody wants to work anymore’ has finally been put to