Phins Agree To Carry The Weight Of Queensland On Their Shoulders After Qualifying For Finals
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Dolphins are this evening enjoying the greatest night in the club’s history (so far)
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Side Hustle Scotty Confirms He’s Taking Oscar Piastri’s Contract With Alpine For Next F1 Season
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some very unwelcome news for Formula 1 fans, it can be revealed that the Alpine
Norman Gunston Called Out Of Retirement To Cover New Scandal Involving Governor General And PM
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Political diehards are foaming at the mouth today after revelations a famous figure could be coming
DAILY: Scotty’s Back In The Headlines, A Big Flex & An Interesting Hint – August 15
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
“You’ve Wasted Another Year Of Your Life,” Says Supermarket By Starting To Stock Mince Pies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Walking into the Old City District’s Kellett’s Gunsmith & Grocers on Market
Scotty Reveals He Secretly Took Over Various Ministries After Watching Order Of The Phoenix
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In news that has surprised absolutely no one, it appears that a man known for roleplaying
Rubber Arm Accountant Says “Fuck It” And Lets Chippy Claim $500 Massage Gun As Work Expense
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A professionally dubious Accountant is being praised today, after turning a blind eye to
Local Health Freak Opts For A Wholemeal Banh Mi With His 500ml Energy Drink
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local man Phillip Wells says you can eat a banh mi at any time of day,
Sydney Man Rocks Up To Work In City2Surf Bib Just In Case Anyone Wasn’t Aware He Raced Yesterday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT An office in Sydney’s CBD is this morning trying to avoid contact with one of
PE Teacher Smiles Politely As Unsporty Student Brought Down By Period For 6th Week In A Row
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights high school student has found herself unable to play netball for the sixth
School Reunion Deemed A Waste Of Time As Woman Fails To Uncover Any Life Changing Gossip
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When local woman Laura Stanmore had rapidly clicked ‘yes’ to her school reunion, it hadn’t
Flakey Dad On Group Holiday Taking Campfire Way Too Seriously
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just when you thought a group camping trip could not get anymore tedious, local flakey dad
WEEKLY: A New Scientific Discovery, Big Changes At Qantas, Pete Davidson Moves On & More – August 12
Clancy Overell, Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.