Long-Term Couple’s Road Trip Chats Now Just Commenting On Other Drivers’ Bad Driving
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Hollywood would have us believe that road trips are a time for deep and meaningfuls,
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“Highlighting My Blatant, Psychopathic, Extremely Weird Abuses Of Power Is Political Intimidation”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Member for Cook has today shocked the nation by revealing that he is physically incapable
DAILY: A Woman Braces Herself, A Local Yuppie & An Interesting Claim – November 29
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Mate Who Insists On Walking Home Maggoted Told To Get In The Uber Nedd Brockmann
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local loose cannon has this weekend been forcibly pinned down by his mates after yet
Entire Train Carriage Treated To Depraved Group Chat Voice Messages
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In proof that some people do not feel the shame they deserve, local pest Mario ‘Muzza’
Gas Baron Assures Nation His Fossil Fuel Business Is Essential For Renewable Energy Transition
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Australia and the world is undertaking a once-in-a-century transformation in the way energy
Regional Pub Serving Curry With Chips Not Getting Michelin Attention They Deserve
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In further proof that life isn’t fair, an Australian regional pub is not getting the
Dad Still Regretting Not Saying G’day To King Wally At Milton Traffic Lights In 1997
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local dad says there’s not many things he regrets in this lifetime. Not many
Unremarkable Yuppie Informs Mates That He’s ‘Got That Dog In Him’ Before Game Of Social Tennis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A physically and arguably existentially unremarkable yuppie has this week raised eyebrows with a questionable claim.
Woman Who’s Had Three Failed Relationships This Year Has Pretty Fair Idea Of What Spotify Wrapped Will Look Like
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A permanently heartbroken Betoota Heights woman has today found herself cringing a little, after spotting numerous
RBA Governor Philip Lowe Apologises For Not Warning People That Real Estate Is A Gamble And Sometimes You Lose
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The softly-spoken finance nerd who controls our monetary destiny as Australians has apologised
All The Girls Put On Strict Nipple Patrol For Local Bachelorette In Risky Top
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A group of girls have this weekend come together to help out a friend sporting a
“Bloody Hell! You’d Think I Shat On The Rug The Way He’s Carrying On!” Says Scotty On Facing Censure Motion
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison is facing a censure motion in Parliament over his