Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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“Surely They Don’t Mean Us,” Say Holidaying Inner-City Lefties Staying In Some French Prick’s Flat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pair of teal-voting lunatics from the French Quarter, our town’s vibrant
Dad Appalled By The Amount Of Meat You’ve Left On That Drumstick
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local dad Timothy Thomas (56) has been left wondering who in the hell he raised today
WEEKLY: A Money Saving Campaign, Well Deserved Rewards, Wasted Time & More – August 26
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Wests Tigers Continue Desperate Grab For Media Attention By Announcing Plans To Sign Shaq
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT NRL powerhouse the Wests Tigers have made a bold leap for media attention this
Local Girl Panics After Finding Herself Halfway Through Extremely Keen Dork’s Instagram Stories
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local woman has found herself in an anime style conundrum today after finding herself halfway
Dog That Sounds Like A Goose Choking On A Straw Actually ‘Perfectly Healthy’ According To Owner
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An owner of a pug has found yet again themselves swatting away the concern of kind
Scotty Reveals Why He Can’t Actually See Anything Wrong With His Behaviour
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the nation deals with the idea that Scotty from Marketing secretly swearing himself into umpteen
Mate Who’s The Embodiment Of Murphy’s Law Informs Group Chat She’s Fucked Up Her Phone Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Tracey Alcott [25] is what you call a bit of a ‘hot mess.’ A little scatterbrained
Fraud With Motorcycle Helmet Has Been Riding A Vespa The Whole Time
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Earlier today, a local fraud has been outed as the shifty dishonest phoney he really is.
Tasmanian Girl Returns From Mainland With Exciting Fables Of Traffic Lights And Pasta
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 19-year-old Tasmanian girl has held court for days with her vast litter of
Australians Already Ruined Reputation After Half A Year Of International Travel
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As everyone on Instagram (except you) enjoys sunning themselves in idyllic overseas locations and London, travelling
DAILY: Competitive Parents, An Interesting New Home Loan & A Genius Plan – August 25
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio