AFL Clubs Say If Your Brain Gets Fucked From Smashing It Repeatedly While Playing AFL Then That's On You
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some sleeveless football clubs are in the shit this week because they've
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Local Woman Sighs As Quick Snoop Through New Bloke’s Bathroom Cupboard Reveals Half Empty Olaplex Bottle
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As local woman Nat Lindon tries to scrub the makeup off her face using some wads
Report: Why The Hell Does God Hate Melbourne So Much?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Melbourne is once again nature’s whipping boy this week after streets in the
Teenager Gets Long-Awaited Reality Check After Learning Special Birthday Dinner IS The Present
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local teenager has got a real taste of reality, and nana’s roast potatoes, by
Nan Has No Idea What’s Going On With Nail Polish These Days
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After 78 successful years of living as a woman, local nana Mirriam Smith has put her
City Starved Of Nightlife Queues For Two Hours For Quirky Take On Spring Rolls
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact Residents of the World’s Most Boring City are sliding on their gumboots this
Local Girls Host Emergency Bathroom Summit To Remind Best Friend If He Wears Vans He’s No Good
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact An emergency summit has been called in a Betoota nightclub this evening, as a
Local Woman Unable To Pry Eyes Away From Boyfriends Slutty Forearms After He Rolls Up Long Sleeved Shirt
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Alicia Grimley [25] is thankful for the humidity in Betoota Heights today. Ordinarily, she’
DAILY: The Ultimate Payback, Manly Sack Their Coach & Local Woman Dates A Deadbeat – October 13
Errol Parker and Effie Bateman bring you another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Local Woman’s Boredom To Be Fixed By Either Getting A New Tattoo, Piercing Or Dating An Absolute Deadbeat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman and dopamine addict Riley Vauss [27] has this week found herself feeling a bit
Forgotten Victims Of La Niña: Bricklayers Wives Say Sex Life Suffering After Months Of Rain Days
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As river towns and beach suburbs across Australia are busy sandbagging and battening doors, it looks
Local Woman Forced To Take A Good Look At Herself After Asking Grown Man If He’s Had Enough To Eat Today
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As former self confessed ‘fuckgirl’ Hayley Steggall taps away at her phone, she suddenly finds herself
Renting Peasant To Boost Amount Of Grease Going Down The Sink After Uncouth Rental Increase
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man living with other young men in a French Quarter share house