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Local Farmer A Little Bit More Shy About Political Views After Reading ‘Bulldozed’ Over Christmas
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Primary Schooler Who Thought They’d Smashed It With Graffiti Scrapbook Cover Thwarted By Kid With Holographics
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A year five student has today had their ego knocked down a couple of pegs, after