Swans Fan Thrilled 4pm Game Comes With Perfect Lighting For Social Content
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An eastern suburbs micro influencer has been spotted skipping down Moore Park Road today,
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Local Dad Still Banging On About Absolute Shitbox He Sold As A Teenager That Would Have Been Worth $60k Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Betoota Heights retiree Jim Haversham [65] has this week found himself harping on about his favourite
Report: Everyone Buying A Lot Of Potatoes During Supermarket Workers Last Shift
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As quiet quitting continues to permeate the workplace there are still those who are serving up
Mate Who Met Their Partner In High School Reckons ‘You’ll Find Someone When You Stop Looking’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Jules Southey [31] sips on her cup coffee at her friend Molly’s apartment, she
Unsporty Office Woman Feeling Vindicated As Another Athletic Coworker Succumbs To An Injury
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Watching as one of her very sporty coworkers staggers in on a pair of crutches, local
Boomer Rants For 12 Minutes About Airport Wait Times To Airport Staff
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local boomer has done one for the culture today by ranting to airport staff about
Tattoo Makes Up For Lack Of Artistry By Just Being Silly
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As styles continue to grow and change, tattoos remain etched on human skin as if to
New Gambling Ad Standards Also Recommend That Bookies Actually Make Some Funny Ones Next Year
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In great news to anyone who just wants to watch some sport, new legislature will require
Pale White Boy Rocking Etnies Skate Shoes Either Computer Science Teacher or Ice Dealer
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An avid PC gamer is keeping Betoota locals on their toes this morning, given
WEEKLY: A Brave Admission, Morning Wood, Inflation & More – October 4
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Motel Knives Not Cutting Through Shit
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT It has been confirmed that trying to cut through food or plastic packaging is an absolute
‘Gamble Responsibly’ To Be Replaced By ‘Feed Your Fucking Kids’ Under New Regulations
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The poorest rich people in Australia have bid farewell to skiing for another year as the
Advice Column | How The Budget Fixes Everything For Homeless People Living On The Street
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT I’m not really into politics. But it’s no secret that the government