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A local woman has this afternoon absolutely delighted her coworkers, after a hayfever fit saw her letting out what may possibly be, the teeniest, tiniest, cutest little sneezes to ever exist.
It’s alleged Claire Forrester [26] was working on a client deck when she felt her nose hairs begin to twitch, prompting a round of “Atieu atieu atieu atieu atieuuuu” to gently erupt from her nostrils, and the entire office to turn around and enquire if she was the one responsible for the adorable noises – or the resident office grump to ask ‘what the FUCK was that?”
“NAWWWW was that a sneeze?”
“That’s so cuuute haha.”
Looking demurely at the floor, Claire confirms that yeah, hehe, that was a sneeze.
“I don’t know, I’ve always sneezed like that”, doing one more chihuahua sniffle for good measure, “hayfever is sooo annoying.”
More to come.