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South Australia Makes Tourism Play To Bring 2028 Solar Eclipse To Adelaide
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“There He Is!” Voted Number One Greeting For Mate Everyone Was Just Bagging Out
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact In a recent survey conducted by a group of Betoota Polytechnic Comms students, it’s
Scientists Reveal First Images Of New Omicron Sub-Variant
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the world enters its third year of battling the spicy cough, scientists have revealed that
Enlightened Young Conservative That Grew Up In This House Feels The Voice Is Tokenistic And Patronising
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After trying his hand at a number of professions, the son of a successful
Tasmanian Family Living In Caravan Stoked Government Is Dropping Hundreds Of Millions On A Stadium
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young Tasmanian family has today revealed to The Advocate the wave of relief that has
Mate Takes Great Pleasure In Reminding Woman About Dropkick She Used To Be In Love With
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who has a track record of having unfortunate taste in men has this week
Liberal Party’s Existential Crisis Worsens After Dutton’s Re-Election Strategy Gets Leaked
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition Leader Peter Dutton continues to struggle to gain popular traction with the first Newspoll conducted
AFL Team’s Legal Counsel Quits After Just 30 Seconds Of Reading A Player’s Group Chat
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact An undisclosed AFL team is out searching for a new head legal counsel after the
City That Doesn’t Have A Kmart Or Target In The CBD Wonders Why Everyone’s Flocking To Melbourne
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Data released from the Australian Bureau of Statistics has this week revealed that Melbourne has officially
Italians Claim Australian Prosecco Is Inferior Because It Doesn’t Contain Any DOT4 Brake Fluid
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The battle between local prosecco producers and their Italian counterparts is heating up again
Teacher With Phallic Surname Forced To Be A Cruel Bastard His Entire Career
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota man’s path hath been chosen for him as new teacher Timothy Flatcox will
Veteran’s Severe PTSD And Lack Of Housing Suddenly Fixed After Nation Gets Pissed In His Honour
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There are some sorry heads at workplaces across the nation today, after millions of Anzac Day