Barnaby Joyce Deposits 300k From His Super Into Newly Made Sportsbet Account After Hearing How The VIPs Get Looked After
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man aspiring to return to his role as Deputy Minister has today made quite a
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Gabba Curators Under Fire For Using A Bit Of The Daintree As A Drop In Pitch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Gabba curators have refused to apologise for using a section of virgin Daintree
WEEKLY: Rejection, A Wild Night, A Proud Family & More – December 16
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Effie Bateman wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Free Spirited Single Friend Has A ‘Blind Date’ Like It’s The Bloody Nineties
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In what may just be her kookiest venture yet, Betootan Odette Brown (29) is going on
Pop Insists Grand Kids Watch Obscure Christmas Movie From 100 Years Ago
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A horrible tradition/precedent began today, as pop Stephen Kowalchuk sat his grandkids down and made
Local Clown Manages To Fuck Up A Tap Payment
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In lighthearted news, an absolute clown made a complete dick of himself today by somehow managing
Oi Just Shut Up For A Little Bit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The billionaire apartheid prodigy Elon Musk has this week once again reminded the world that trust
Man Not Sure If He’s Sleep Deprived Or Bandit Just Made An Extremely Off-Colour Joke About Identity Politics
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young father from our town’s Heights district found himself watching Bluey this
Billions Celebrate The Birth Of Cancel Culture’s First Victim
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As hard as some Grinches might try, Christmas is yet to be cancelled and is set
What A Waste: Big Unit Never Played Footy Growing Up Because He’s From One Of Those Hockey Towns
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A strapping 197 centimetre picture of athletic prowess has today revealed that he’s never being
Local Bloke Pleasantly Surprised After His Missus Declares ‘This Is The Summer Of The BBL’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 13 seasons in and the Big Bash League, and local bloke Kev Kennedy has today finally
Report: Use Of Word “UnAustralian” The Easiest Way To Identify Bloke You Least Want To Get Stuck Talking To
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new report by Betoota’s peak scientific body has today identified an important societal trend.
DAILY: A Man Questions Himself, Christmas Comes Early & A Scorned Rapper – December 15
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio