Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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He’s The One: Man Proposes On Sunday Evening For Peak Social Media Engagement
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local man has proved he is actually a local God after popping the question to
Nation’s Florists To Double The Price Gouging With New Claims Of Rose Shortage
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The newest shortage to completely take shoppers on a Easter Show level pricey ride is a
Alright, I’ll Say It, I’m Done With This Toxic ‘How Many Weetbix’ Do You Do Shit
JAMIE HOTTAKE | Outrage | CONTACT Somehow, in a world full of violent mass conflict, identity politics run amuck and a renewed
Report: Summer At Stage Where Fun Stuff Is Over And Heat Just Ruins A Night’s Sleep
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT There’s still half a month’s worth of summer to go but now that everyone
American Podcast Absolutely Butchering Australian Town Name
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An Australian podcast listener tuning into a lighthearted recount of a violent crime has once again
Luxury Property Seller Distressed At Only Making Hundreds Of Thousands Of Dollars Of Tax Free Capital Gains
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact “Oh no. No no no!” These were the distressed mutterings heard from under Sarah Connelly’s
New Rule In ‘Monopoly: Australia’ Allows Players Born Between 1946-1964 To Start With Houses On The Board
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A wholesome Gen Z’er has spent quality time with her Aunt and Uncle this afternoon,
Suburban Dad Has An Enemy Somehow
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although it all seems good and well in the usually unnewsworthy suburb of Betoota Heights, local
“People Aren’t Taking This Seriously” – Finance Exec Raises Alarm Over Reduced Annual Bonus
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Senior Finance Executive, David Wilson, has been subjected to an unfathomable act of corporate bastardry this
Self-Described ‘Foodie’ Hasn’t Even Had Blueberry-White Choc Scone From Bakers Delight
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A middle class fraud has been sprung today as self-described foodie Timmeon Swimmer (38) was
‘Cool Uncle’ Basically Any Bloke Who Does The Opposite Of What Parents Would Do
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A study by the Bureau of Childless Men (BCM) has confirmed that a sibling relationship to
Mate Who Ate This For Smoko All Week Can’t Understand Why His Guts Are Playing Up
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota Heights chippy Burt Luke has been struck down today by a mystery case of the