Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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Tradie Apparently Thinks That Rabbits Eat At Boujee Vegan Cafes
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local tradie has proved why he didn’t become a vet today by inaccurately describing
Woman Who’d Have To Deal With Months Of Whinging Informs Mate That No, She Would Not Suit A Bob
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Staring at her mate with a look of amusement and disbelief, local woman Christie Lawson [26]
$850 Billion Defence Budget Really Getting A Work Out On These Balloons
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States Military has today confirmed that it is finally getting some bang for its
Heartbroken Bloke Calling To Cancel Valentines Day Booking Ready To Argue The 50% Cancellation Fee
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Betoota Grove man is preparing to go to war this morning as he
US Military Progresses To Next Level Of Bloons TD After Shooting Down 4th Balloon This Month
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States Military has this week achieved a new level of success. The people behind
80% Of Aussie Blokes With Wolf Tattoos Found To Live In North Brisbane
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A recent study into trending body art has found that wolf tatts are incredibly popular amongst
Local Farmer Confirms Watching Useless Old Pommy Fuckwit Try Farming Is The Height Of Comedy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local farmer spent yesterday evening watching the first couple episode of Clarkson’s
At 3pm, Australian Wonders If SuperBowl Was Good Enough Reason For Taking Monday Off To Get Maggot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the fanfare and novelty of an American sporting event begins to wear off at the
Logan’s UFC Heavyweight Justin Tafa Manages To ‘Fortitude Valley’ His Opponent In 66 Seconds
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT UFC Heavyweight haymaker, Justin Tafa, has officially been handed the keys to Logan – after his first
Random Souths Guy Spotted At Super Bowl
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It’s happened again! With the eyes of the sporting world on watching on as a
Adult Man On His L Plates Manages To Collect All Gold’s In License Test
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today wowed his girlfriend with an incredible display of competence. Jared Hicks
Advice Column | Learning To Walk Away When The Barman Explains Your Pint Of Pale Ale Costs $18
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Beer drinkers may not know this but for the last 40 years tax on