Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Man Whose Entire Identity Based On Hatred Of Dictator Dan Pretends To Give A Fuck About Comm Games
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “He’s just embarrassed us, mate” says local ex-government vehicle sales rep, Donnie Caster (53)
Local Fuckboy Nails Winter Trend by Borrowing Dad’s Lambswool Quarter Zip
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local fuckboy is staying cosy in a beer garden this evening after helping
Scotty From Silverwater Approaches The Only Two Eshays In Cronulla For Tips On How To Survive Jail
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The most unemployable man in Australian public life, former Prime Minister Scott Morrison, has today realised
‘I Highly Recommend Backpacking Through South America By Yourself’ Says Man To Female Friend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Mimi Devon has today been reminded that not everyone lives their life in constant
OPINION: Darryl Maguire Made Sure Wagga Was Ready To Host The Comm Games. Let Them Have It.
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Cometh the Man, Cometh the Hour. After years of working to improve his hometown
Dan Apologises For Bailing On Comm Games, Says He’s Suffering From Event Cancellation Withdrawals
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Victorian Premier has today apologised for acting out this morning. Dan Andrews caused a stir
Recent Downpour Gives New Apartment Owners First Look At Water Damage They’re Trapped With Forever
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Living in a strata title complex has many benefits, but it also requires laws to define
Local Teacher Was Actually Working Most Days And It Actually Wasn’t A Fucking Holiday… Okay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local high school teacher has cleared up a big misunderstanding today. Jess Racehlle (28) from
Bag Of Assorted Hire Clubs At Beach Town Golf Club Will Be The Best Local Man Will Ever Use
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A holidaying young man has spoken of how well he played today at the
Cosmetic Clinic Advertising ‘Snatched’ Results Makes Sure Before Shots Are Taken In Worst Lighting Possible
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter cosmetic clinic has almost raised some botoxed brows this weekend, after advertising a
Not To Keep Bringing Up This Bloke But It Sounds Like He Might Be Going On Yet Another Holiday!!!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that you definitely haven’t read in any of the newspapers that are owned
Instant Coffee An Instant Disappointment
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A double meaning we always suspected has been confirmed today as 63% of the Australian voting