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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, go on. If you can and are able, enjoy one, two or however fucking many
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Open Mic Comedian Promises The Mildly Engaged Pub Crowd That He Won't Be Silenced By The Woke Left
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An amateur stand up comedian who has been gigging for roughly three months, has tonight made
“Wow, A Fenced Playground. What A Perfect Spot To Let My Dumb Fucken Dog Off The Leash And Have A Scroll” Says Local Hooman
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Council has again reminded French Quarter residents that fenced playgrounds are not off-leash dog
Fears Grow As Local Trader Sells His $459 Stake In Nvidia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Global equity markets were rattled on Tuesday after a retail investor in South West Queensland confirmed
Millennial Who Used To Wear ‘Business Casual’ To Nightclubs Not In A Position To Critique Gen-Z Fashion
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A millennial couple having an animated discussion about Gen Z’s clubbing fashion have been urged
Overcrowded Train Sees Sydney Bloke Forced To Sit On The Carriage Cuck Chair
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Sydney bloke has this morning faced the indignity of sitting on the carriage cuck chair,
Nation Struggles To Give A Shit About Possibly Three State Opposition Leaders Being Rolled In 24 Hours
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the Federal Opposition now polling at 24% - the cultural relevance of the Liberal and
Tall Teacher Still Not Sure Why The Kids Keep Asking His Height, And Going Crazy When He Says 6’7
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The resident bean pole at Betoota Heights Primary School has today taken some time to talk
Country Girl At Dog Park Mistakes Dog Whistle For Her Dad’s ‘Come Help Me’ Whistle
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Local woman, Sophie McKay, has cut her catch up at Overall Park short this afternoon after
Editorial: There Are More Homosexuals In Australia Than National Party Voters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor's Rant | CONTACT Well, even after a tumultuous month of 'taking the time to get
Local Dad Forced To Give Up Leather Tri-Fold Wallet He’s Cradled Tightly Since 2003
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Dad is in mourning this weekend as he bids farewell to his
New Mum Getting Primary School PTSD After Mother's Group Create Break Off Group Chat Without Her
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact The feelings of rejection are all too real for new mum Claire Portas, who has just
REX's New Owners Announce Ban On Compulsory Consumption Of Alcoholic Beverages On All Flights
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Regional carrier REX has confirmed a major shift in its inflight service policy after its new