Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Arts Student Stops By Parents Home For Home Cooked Steak And Chance To Indulge In 4-Ply Embossed Toilet Paper
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local arts student who likes to pretend they were born on the wrong
Apple Genius Bar Really Quite Authentic In The Sense That Geniuses Often Lack People Skills
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man Tim Blaxland has today had to endure the extreme displeasure of getting his moneys
Brisbane Lions Fan Lets His Hair Down For Grand Final Week And Orders Milk That Came From A Cow
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Brisbane sides making an appearance in both the AFL and NRL grand finals, both Broncos
“We’ve Changed Our Ways” Says Airline That’s Just Given Old Detached Chairman $100k Pay Rise And Jacked Up Fares
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite being the architect of Qantas’ spiral into reputational obscurity, Alan Joyce had the
Local Woman Horrified To Discover New Man Is One Of Those Productive Hungover People
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds woman has this weekend made a shocking discovery just one month into a
Local Gen X Bloke Has Never Been Scammed Because Fuck Everybody And Everything Is A Bullshit Lie
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 50-year-old Betoota Heights man has revealed he’s never been scammed
Brisbane Lions Fan Bonds With Broncos Fan About How The Rest Of Australia Can Suck Their Dicks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ambrose (44) is a modern man. He works on a computer at home, and lives in
“Oh That’s Just Roger. He’s Actually Harmless” Says Dutton Of Man Calling For Journalists To Be Lynched At No Rally
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has laughed off suggestions that Nazi lunatics are attempting to
‘Meditation Removes The Ego’ Says Blokes Who Sit In Esky Full Of Ice Front And Centre Of The Beach Every Morning
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In grim news for those planning a backyard BBQ, the recent ice crisis that’
As Wallabies Exit RWC In Pool Stages, Liberals Must Defeat Referendum To Give Base At Least One Win
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT THE OLD BOYS CLUB NEEDS A HUG: Australia is set to exit the 2023 Rugby World
What Is Bogancore? The Unique Australian Aesthetic That Has Taken The World By Storm
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Thinking of adopting the Bogancore look but are unsure where to start? The Advocate takes a
The Hamish Assures Angry Rugby Fans That The Board Will Stay On And Ensure Nothing Changes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the moments before the Wallabies loss to Wales in France overnight, Rugby Australia’