Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Frustrated Tradie Complains About Having To Eat Most Spectacular Sandwich In The History Of Smoko
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local bricklayer, Ernie Trevino (42) has today reluctantly turned down all of the vast high salt
Debates Rage Within Female Social Circle Over Whether Newly Engaged Mate’s Rock Is Lab Grown
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A group of friends are today discussing one of the biggest issues in town. Friends and
M1 Motorist Realises He’s Now In Queensland After Servo Baristas Give Him Shit About His Haircut
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A once-in-a-lifetime surfing road trip has been met with a dampener today, as
Which Bank Can Make A Quarterly Profit Of $2.5 Billion During An Economic Crisis? CommBank Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As another day dawns, another major bank has revealed a bumper profit. The Commonwealth Bank, the
Yorkshireman Puts Finishing Touches On Beachside Apartment By Hanging Yorkshire Flag In Only Window That Faces Beach
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man from English Queensland has turned his rented Lake Betoota apartment into a
Curtis Stone Rounds Up His Most Volatile Sous Chefs In Hope Of Bumping Into Jamie Oliver At The Pub
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of Australian hospitality’s favourite sons is in the mood this evening, it can be
Upper Middle Class Guy Has No Opinion On What’s Going On In The News Because He Doesn’t Consume Any News
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The son of some cunt has told The Advocate that he doesn’t really
Afghan Files Whistleblower Facing Life In Pris…Meet The Women Looking For Love On The Bachelor 2024!!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A man who risked his freedom to ensure the public knew the truth about our nation’
Yewwww: Mate Who Left In Year 10 Coming To Schoolies Anyway
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an absolute yewwwww of an update, a school friend who left back in year 10
Minister Allegedly Trying To Reform Gambling Industry Says It’s Normal To Be Wined And Dined Repeatedly By Gambling Industry
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local Communications Minister Michelle Rowland has come under fire this week for repeatedly being
What The Heck? ANZ Also Made A Record Profit During This Economic Crisis? No Way…
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some truly shocking news from the world of finance, another major bank has made a
Local Cleaner Interested To Learn AirBnB They Clean For $100 Has A Cleaning Fee Of $250
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Lake Betoota cleaner learned today that the Airbnb listing he just cleaned for