Epic Troll As Bloke Gets A Round Of Heaps Normals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A rather odd young man has played a rather odd prank on his mates
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Dutton: “Another Royal Commission? We All Know What This Means. Liberals = Bad. Blah Blah Blah”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has rolled his eyes at the prospect of another Royal
‘Why Is My Skin So Dry?’ Queries Woman Who Sets Her Shower To Molten Lava Heat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Staring in horror at her reflection in the bathroom mirror, local woman Anna Gresham [25] can’
“Yeah Splendour Was Awesome” Says Colleague Returning To Work With A Thousand-Yard Stare
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The clinking of stainless-steel on porcelain was all that kept Julie Proctor company
Ashes Loss Makes Piers Morgan Nearly As Salty As The Time Meghan Markle Ghosted Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT English loudmouth Piers Morgan is today coming to terms with that fact his country sucks. The
The Betoota Advocate’s Top 6 Reasons Why The Indigenous Voice Is A Bad Idea
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven’t been across the news lately, Australia’s media pundits and political
Road Trip Back From Splendour Enters 2nd Hour Of Complete Silence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT If you had a pin, and were in Megan Grace’s 2014 Ford Focus, and you
Australia Retain Ashes In Most Satisfying Way Possible
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Spirit of Cricket is rolling in its grave this morning, after having the Australian team
“Be Interesting To See How Fucked We Are” Local Couple Coming Off 2% Fixed Interest Home Loan Next Week
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A million folks on fixed-rate mortgages have been insulated against the RBA’s interest rate
“My Gas Bill Was $820” Competitive Local Man Even Trying To Win At Who Paid Most For Heating This Winter
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A good for nothing so and so who will always try to compete with you, no
Season Two Of The Bear Keeps To Winning Formula By Doubling Amount Of Oddly Attractive Blokes With Patchwork Tatts
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The biggest show of 2022 has returned to Disney+ with a bang this week, ensuring it’
Boyfriend Who Got Dragged Along To Splendour Flat Out Having The Time Of His Life In Campsite
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A young man is having the time of his life, it can be confirmed today. After
“My Rates Pay Your Wages” Says Old Boy To Council Employee Who’s Never Ever Heard That Before
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A worthless and lazy local government employee has finally been put in their place for the