Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Furiously Hand Written No Parking Sign Suggests Your Car Will Get Damaged If You Do Park There
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A resident of Betoota Grove has today been accused of failing to read between the lines.
Solo Continues Aggressive Expansion Into Non-Soft Drink Markets
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a move that has left many scratching their heads, Solo, the iconic soft drink brand,
“The Baby Has Been Screaming Ever Since You Left” Says Bloke Knowing His Wife Off Having Fun
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With a fresh deck of Marlboro Golds on the cart dashboard and a six-
NSW Government Hesitant About Building High Speed Rail From Newy To Sydney Due To Culture Clashes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Sydney growing into an unsustainable megatropolis, and more and more people commuting up to two
87% Of Book Club Meetup Spent Purely Discussing Gossip
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT Shocking reports have rolled in over the weekend as it turns out that 87% of
People Movers And Hiluxes In 3pm Gridlock As School Pick Up Delays Tradies Rushing Home For A Bong
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The streets of Betoota are currently at war, as is the case in every family suburb
Treasurer Jim Chalmers Finds More Cracks in the Economy to Fill with Immigration Spakfilla
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has told reporters in Canberra this morning that the economy
South African Cricket Team Unveil Special Commemorative Chokers Ahead Of World Cup Semi Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The South African cricket team have today revealed a special new decorative item for the knockout
UN Achieve Rare Peacekeeping Success As Home Owner And Teens Agree To Split The Costs Of Hose
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT All eyes are on Geneva as the most anticipated peace agreement since the Oslo accords are
Dad Finally Agrees To Exercise For 1st Time In A Decade By Sprinting As Fast As He Can For 1 Hour
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An old fox is making up for lost time after finally giving into family demand and
Controversial Bill Enters Tasmanian Parliament To Finally Legalise Marriage Between Mainlanders And Locals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a groundbreaking move that has both angered and elated residents of the Island
“Haha Watch Out” Says Pop As Extremely Venomous Eastern Brown Slithers Within Striking Distance
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local grandfather, Harold Page (90) has severely downplayed the danger of an Eastern Brown Snake finding