Epic Troll As Bloke Gets A Round Of Heaps Normals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A rather odd young man has played a rather odd prank on his mates
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“This Will Solve Our Image Problem” Says Rugby’s Marketing Pigeon Signing Off On RM x Wallabies Collab
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The common rock pigeon responsible for marketing the game of rugby union in this
Influencer Who Refuses To Wear Fast Fashion Unaware They Snort 4 Square Metres Of Rainforest Every Weekend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A fashion influencer from the French Quarter has been accused of being a hypocrite this week,
Chermside Man Will Make Decision On The Voice After Deciding Whether He’s BronxNation Or Phins Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “There’s too much going on” says North Brisbane diesel mechanic Kerry Cassar (34). Like every
Meat To Bread Ratio On Hens Package Charcuterie Board Absolutely Maddening
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A hens party has been left feeling less than impressed this weekend, after a charcuterie board
Man Looking To Add New Dimension To Hangover Finds Himself A Fresh Deck Of Grey Market Chinese Darts
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Arriving in Brisbane earlier today for a long weekend of extended fun with old
“All The Aboriginals I’ve Spoken To Are Voting No” Says Sunshine Coast Property Developer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sunshine Coast property developer Raphael Simbly-Hassatall (68) is well known within the local business community
Local Woman Rescinds Dry Lips Complaint After Mate Generously Offers Manky Tube Of Papaw Ointment
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman suffering a case of wind burn has had to downplay her suffering this morning,
Woman Who Left Church Wonders If It Was The Right Choice After Learning What “Scissoring” Is From A Kid’s Book
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local woman who left Betoota Heights megachurch, PreyClap, has been questioning her decision
Newy Bloke Ostracised By Childhood Mates After Returning From Sydney With Birks And Chinos Combo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Newy boy Tighe Carrington (34) never thought a three-year-contract at a Sydney medical
No Way, The Simpsons Also Predicted Rain Would Wash Out Day’s 4 And 5 Of The 2023 4th Ashes Test
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Simpsons have done it again, it can be confirmed today. The minds behind the Springfield
Woman Who’s Always Telling Mates To Dump Shitty Boyfriends Apparently Deaf Now That She Has Her Own Shitty Boyfriend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who is always telling her mates to dump their shitty boyfriends has had a
NRL Industrial Dispute Sees Players Take Unprecedented Action Of Turning Down Free Night On Piss
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Hollywood Actors and Writers strikes continue to grow momentum with no end in sight,