Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Jetstar Delay So Long Man Has Time To Blitz Through A Bestseller In W.H Smith
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke has finally managed to tick an international bestseller off his reading
Bloke On New Years Health Kick Forced To Buy New Lunch Box Like He’s In Year 4 Again
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A grown man has been spotted testing the structural stability of a Bluey lunch
North Queenslander Stocks Up On 2 Days Worth Of Bottled Water
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The oh so resilient state of Queensland is once again preparing for another extreme weather event.
Oscar Awards Face Backlash For Not Nominating $145M Mattel Advertisement In Every Single Category
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT Box office smash Barbie has received eight Oscar nominations – but the fact that the $145
Woman Who Thought She Was Just Watching A Movie About Hunky Dudes Wrestling Leaves Cinema Emotionally Damaged
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who went to see the iron claw with the pure intention of watching some
Mounted Policeman Quietly Dreams Of The Day He Gets To Shoot Some Outlaw From Horseback Like A Real Cowboy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local mounted policeman has spoken anonymously to The Advocate this afternoon about a
Teal Voters Slowly Transition To Aqua Voters As Labor’s Tax Changes Push Them Closer To Dutton
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The winds of change are started to still this week, after a hysterical news cycle begins
Girl Ruins Day By Getting Angry At Hypothetical Scenario She Constructed About Love Interest She Hasn’t Met
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some truly fucked mental gymnastics, a Betoota Heights woman has managed to fuck up her
Bureau Of Meteorology Says You Know It’s A Bad Cyclone When It’s Got A Tuckshop Mum Name
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Premier Steven Miles says that it is critical that everyone in the warning zone was prepared
Nation Now Understands Why Morrison Didn’t Fuck Off Sooner After His 18 Month Lobbying Ban Ends Just In Time For Him To Take A Highly Paid Consulting Job With A Defence Company That Benefited Directly From The AUKUS Submarine Deal Which Cost Australians $
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Citizens of the nation of Australia have today been given a little bit of clarity around
Ikea Releases Stunning New Bachelor Themed Decor Range
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Swedish furniture brand Ikea has been lauded for their new inclusive catalogue this week, after unveiling
Bored Local Dad Livens Up Trip To The Zoo By Upsetting The Chimps
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights father has been chastised today by keepers at the Santos Presents™