Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Female MP Looks Forward To Getting Shitfaced At Work And Passing Out On The Street Knowing There Will Be Zero Consequences
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Member for our bustling inland port city has told The Advocate this
Barnaby Joyce Kicks Off Super Bowl Monday With A 10am Bucket Of Buds And A Kilo Of Wings
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s former Deputy Prime Minister is kicking off the week in style, it can
Taylor’s Boyfriend And His Friends Hit Las Vegas To Play A Big Tough Serious Game Of Football
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The biggest game of the year for fans of Taylor Swift has finally arrived. Wedged amongst
Mum, Dad, And Daughter Have A Big Couple Days Ahead Of Them With Pink, Blink And Skink
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT A young middle class family from Betoota Heights will not being going on holidays for
Barnaby: “Anyone Who Hasn’t Had A Skinful At The Pub And Ended Up A Dead Cunt On The Footpath Can Cast The First Stone”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular New England identity Barnaby Joyce has laughed off suggestion he should face any
Truckie Decides To Celebrate Chinese New Year With Roadhouse Bain-Marie Dim Sims And BBQ Sauce
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Betoota road hound has leaned into Chinese New Year festivities, taking a moment
Local Man At The Age Where He Assumes Every Bloke That Is Bigger Than Him ‘Must Play Footy’
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT THIS IS 30: In a groundbreaking revelation, it has been confirmed that a local man
French Lad On Australian Working Visa Reckons He’ll Have No Problem Finding Work In The More French Suburbs
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Louis Labadie, a 22-year-old French backpacker currently on a working holiday visa in Australia,
Man Looking For Reason To Never Buy The Sydney Morning Herald Again Finds It With New Column Written By Albo’s Fucking Dog
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Sydney-native that now enjoys the peace of living in our cosmopolitan desert
Greens Team Up With Katter To Loosen Gun Laws For Workers Who Get Emails And Texts After Knock Off
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Greens, a Queensland minor party that are based out of Melbourne for some reason,
Local Man Finds Perfect Hill To Die On
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights man has revealed that he’s finally found the hill he’s willing
Sydney Grad Student Can’t Believe He Bothered Displaying ATAR On CV For This Real Estate Gig
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT 99.95: A Sydney grad student has found himself in disbelief as he grapples with