Nanna Just Overjoyed That Eastern Rosellas Are Finally Getting The Praise They Deserve
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia were outclassed and outplayed in their first match of the thinking man’s
Local Woman Finds Herself Thinking About That Dog They Sent Into Space Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman with a bad habit of hyper fixating on very sad things has already
‘I Decided It Was Time To Make Healthy Choices’ Says Bloke Whose Gut Is Finally Begging For Change
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds bloke has this week proudly decreed to anyone who will listen that he’
Family’s Referendum Discussion Doesn’t Really Benefit Anyone After Aunt Brings Up New World Order
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 5 days until the nation goes to the ballot box, and families around the country are
“Shame About This Oil Crisis” Says Rich Little Nerd Smelling His Own Farts In His Stupid Electric Car
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local electric vehicle owner has spoken of how much of a shame it
New Neighbours Flex On The Whole Street With Some Peaceful But Relentless Wind Chimes Out Front
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Residents of Betoota Ramesses II Street have learnt there is a new alpha family in town
Boomer Allowed To Make Fairly Racist Comments About Referendum Because Of His Unconfirmed Koori Mates
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The ‘tolerant’ left are quaking in their gender neutral shoes as a local No Voter has
That One Uncle Gives Fluoride Conspiracies A Break While Focusing On ‘Aboriginal Land Tax’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota family has been given a reprieve of sorts leading up to the referendum as
Stay-At-Home Dads And Lesbians Now At Centre Of Cost-Of-Living Crisis As Birkenstock Goes Public
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The economic pinch is reaching further into society as footwear company Birkenstock goes public meaning their
Country League Footy Jet Embarrassed After Wild Speccy Ends In Roo Poo Face-Plant
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact In the weird, oft-forgotten fringe community of local Betootanese boys who actually enjoy
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DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT The greatest curse of our age is to be born into wealth. Believe me,
Advice Column | The Correct Rich Man’s Way To Grip The Australian Financial Review In Public Places
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Ask anyone with more money than sense and they’ll tell you the same