Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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“Sydney Is Turning Into A City With No Grandchildren” Says NSW Government That Spent 20 Years Creating A Sterile And Overvalued Boomer Utopia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney is at risk of becoming “the city with no grandchildren” – a senior government official has
“I Wouldn’t Tell A Soul If I Won The Lottery” Says Woman Who’s Never Kept A Secret In Her Life
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local fibber has been caught telling a flat out fib today. The fibbing occurred a
NRL Stars Required To Explain Age-Old Rugby League Ritual Of Young Calf And Old Bull Locking Horns
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane Broncos captain Adam Reynolds and his vice Patrick Carrigan have been forced to front a
Patrick Fucking Mahomes Celebrates Super Bowl With A Week At Myrtle Beach
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With all eyes on Taylor Swift and her big meat head boyfriend, the MVP of the
American TV Personality Shocked To Find Out Old European Man Loves Talking About European History
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An American TV presenter has been left utterly dumbfounded after discovering that an elderly Eastern European
ABC Broadcast Final Episode Of Leftie Big Brother
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The finale of landmark ABC documentary series, Leftie Big Brother, is set to screen
Swift Cancels Australian Tour To Spend Week Celebrating With Boyfriend Because Football Is More Important
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Global superstar Taylor Swift has sent shockwaves across the nation today, after announcing that she will
Script Writers Win Super Bowl LVIII
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The scriptwriters behind the National Football League are today basking in their own glory. This comes
Dutton Says Liberal Staffers Too Busy Wanking On Desks To Engage In Juvenile Pranks Like Drawing Chalk Outline Around Dead Cunt MP
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has expressed his disappointment in the wider public today after
Swiftie Watching First Ever Sporting Event Found NFL Half Time Performance A Bit Too ‘Urban’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Millions of pop-country fans around the world are today watching the first football match of
Usher’s Super Bowl Performance To See Him Stay Top Of Charts In NZ For At Least Another 8 Years
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our friends across the dutch are today revelling in the show of a lifetime. Tuning in
Australian Who Grew Up Without Any Ties To Local Grassroots Sporting Community Claims To Be Into NFL
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Super Bowl LVIII between the Taylor Swift Boyfriend team and the Homeless Epidemic City’s team