Nanna Just Overjoyed That Eastern Rosellas Are Finally Getting The Praise They Deserve
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some feel good news for the nation on a Friday afternoon, a nice viral moment
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Breaking: Mate’s Melbourne Cup Tip Just Crossed The Finish Line
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the city of Melbourne, your mate’s tip has finally crossed
Corporate Divorcee Starting To Say Some Things He Can’t Take Back After 8 Hour Cup Function
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pat McKlint (divorced, 54) has been heard slurring at the top of his voice as he
Treasurer Jim Chalmers Wishes There Was Another Way To Fight Inflation Besides Interest Rate Hikes; Like Tax Reform Maybe
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Federal treasurer Jimothy Chalmers has lamented the latest decision by the Reserve Bank to
Man Eating A Meat Pie At Flemington Getting Full Paddock To Plate Experience
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Melbourne man is today revelling in a gourmet experience. Although gourmet is not a
Greens MPs Forced To Reluctantly Embrace The Cup Now That Normal People Have Started Voting For Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Greens have come a long way since Bob Brown decided to take a merry
Man Doesn’t Know It Yet But This Year, It Will Be Him Dying On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Herald Sun
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Somewhere in the City of Melbourne, a young man is heading to the races
Report: If We Ban Horse Racing, What Will Happen To Our Premier Menswear Brands?
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As research shows younger Australians are moving away from supporting the Melbourne Cup, premier menswear brands
Anti-Melbourne Cup Protests Drowned Out By Real Issues
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT At 3pm this afternoon, The famous Melbourne Cup horse race will be run for the 163rd
Bank That Was ‘Just Passing On Interest Rate Hikes’ Somehow Makes $7.4 Billion Profit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation’s banking cartel has today revealed some interesting news. Westpac, one quarter
Owner Of Puppy-Farmed Border Collie Living In 1 Bedroom City Apartment Says Nup To The Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Brunswick woman has today made sure to let all of the people in her echo-
‘This Is Such A Good Film’ Says Bloke Putting On 3 Hr Movie Where Men Just Shout At Each Other A Lot
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A poor Betoota Heights woman has this week come to the conclusion that a lot of
Denmark Ignored By Everyone Over Danish Feta Naming Rights Because Nobody Cares About Denmark
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Australian Ambassador to Scandinavia’s South Australia has taken the phone off the