Control Freak Office Worker Watches On Incognito As Her Colleagues Go Through Her Google Doc

STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT

I CAN SEE YOU: In an display of corporate paranoia, a watchful micro-manager takes it upon herself to shadow her colleagues’ odyssey through a collectively managed Google Doc.

Insiders confirm that the predominantly remote Account Manager, Hannah, has assumed the mantle of the company’s resident Excel wizard with pass ag email etiquette. Hannah enjoys nothing more than to send a meticulously crafted spreadsheet and backhanded compliments that helps to contribute the companies hostile workplace environment.

“Please provide comments by 5,” she mandates via Slack, making it clear the recipients have a deadline.

As Hannah watched on in horror, her colleagues progressed through the Google Doc one slide at a time, making edits to sections she deemed immaculate.

‘Thanks for that’ she said dryly as doc came back in redline.

This disrespect is something that won’t be forgotten.