Australian Crypto Bro In Dubai Says It Isn't That Bad If You Don't Check Your Phone Or Go Outside
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A part time podcaster and Australian crypto trader has reassured his followers that Dubai is totally
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Woolworths Attempt To Avoid Senate Inquiry By Offering To Bring Back Ooshies
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“You’re Only Good As Your Last Grand Final” Says Queensland, Completely Vindicated By AFLW Glory
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland is once again the superior footballing state. This comes after two months of cultural anxiety
Nation’s Aging Emos Now In Their Picnic Blanket Concert Era
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In humbling news for anyone who used to go to Soundwave, mosh pits are
Medicare To Finally Offer Penis Extension Treatment For Drivers Of Ford Rangers, Dodge Rams And Teslas
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In news that has left the nation baffled, the labour government have announced they’ll be
Nation Watches On As Sydney Out Sydneys Itself Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact People around the country have looked on with amusement this week as Sydney unveiled
Nations JB Hi-Fi Workers Congregate At Good Things Festival For Yearly Sales Conference
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A sea of black skinny jeans and band tees are flooding cute parklands, racecourses
Groom-to-Be Claims ‘It’s Actually Been A Breeze’ When Asked How The Wedding Planning Is Going
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT Amidst the chaos of seating arrangements, floral selections, and menu tastings local groom-to-be,
P!NK Announces New Australian Tour To Capitalise On All The Messy Divorces Since Her Last Visit
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Pop sensation P!NK has announced a new Australian tour strategically timed to capitalize on the
Engineers Give Tradies A Run For Their Money On Who Does The Hardest Drugs At Christmas Party
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a plot twist that no one saw coming, engineers have reportedly surged ahead of tradies
People Pleaser’s “No Stress” Roughly Translated To “The Last Fucking Thing I Need”
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT Self-proclaimed people pleaser, Sarah Jenkins, has been caught in a linguistic conundrum. Her frequent
Local Plumber Coming Home Drunk Awakens To Find He Signed With The Bulldogs Too
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local plumber has woken up to discover an absolute humdinger of a hangover and learn
It’s Happening!
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT Mariah Carey’s has fully defrosted just in time for Christmas! At last, the iconic