Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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World’s Biggest Nerd Officially Ruins Sambas Trend For Gen-Z Girlies
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Vinnies stores around the country have been flooded with Adidas Sambas this morning as
“They’re Lazy And Stupid People, They Are,” Says Sheep Farmer Of His Repugnant Cattle Farming Neighbour
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local grazier has told The Advocate that he has a dim view of
Pint-Sized Local Man Buys New Ford Ute That’s So Big He Needs A Stepladder To Get Into It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local tradesman from our town’s humble Flight Path District has shifted his hyper-masculinity
Grandparents Unanimously Agree Living Room Could Do With Another Loud Ticking Clock
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An elderly couple have today agreed to add another loud ticking clock to their living room,
Man Shudders Learning About Magpie Geese, Combination Of Nation’s Most Antisocial Birds
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Victorian man has learned today about the existence of the magpie goose, a
Boeing Release First Images Of New Updated State Of The Art And Incredibly Safe 737MAX
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The manufacturers of the world’s most scandal prone airline have today looked to hose down
Local Man Whose Cheating Ruined A 20-Year Marriage Repairs Reputation By Getting Extremely Stacked
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 24-hour gym franchise located next a row of newly-built Townhouses in Betoota Heights
Bloke Dating A Girl From Northern England Says Goodbye To His White Sheets
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who just started dating an English girl has unfortunately had to give up ever
Nation Reassured Widespread Stench Of Wet Foot Is Just Sydney Drying Out After Wet Weekend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australians around the country are reportedly complaining of a wet foot smell this morning,
Local Woman Makes The Horrifying Mistake Of Having A Look Inside Her 8-Year-Old Electric Kettle
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An early-thirties woman from the Betoota Flight Path District has today learnt that boiling water
Flat Toilet Roll Dispenser Great For Snorting Cocaine And One Million Streams Of E Coli
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A couple of woo girls have this week inadvertently lined their nasal cavities with faecel matter,
Unemployed Millionaire’s Son Confidently Announces Plan To Revolutionise Industry He’s Never Worked In
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A 23 year old bloke from Betoota’s French Quarter district has this week proudly declared