Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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If Off Ya Tree Outlets Keep Closing Down, Where Will Our Teenagers Buy Their Cocktail Shakers And Water Pourers?
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some sad news for emos and delinquents everywhere, it can be revealed that alternative retail
Barnaby Attends Women’s World Sand Greens Championship At Royal Walcha Thinking It’s The US Masters
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for New England Barnaby Joyce has found himself walking the hallowed grounds
Sober Man Must Choose Between Dehydration Or Asking Passive-Aggressive Bartender To Refill Water Jug
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local man Jesse Doyle (29) found himself in a moral conundrum of e last night. He
Cosmopolitan Man Of Comfort Explains What He’d Do Differently To Survive In The Alaskan Wild
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A life long inner city resident that hasn’t been to the bush since a high
Talkative African Uber Driver Surprised By The Rapport He’s Built With Young Passengers Chockers On MDMA
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a heartwarming turn of events, a talkative West African Uber driver, Umaru Hasani (37), expressed
Cowboys 2024 ANZAC Round Jersey Calls For The Release Of North Queensland War Hero Julian Assange
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The North Queensland Toyota Cowboys have unveiled their 2024 Defence Jersey, giving recognition to their region’
ASIO Randomly Phones Man Out Of The Blue To Say Don’t Go Hiking In The Grampians With His New Mates From The Boxing Gym This Weekend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota man doing aid work in Melbourne has been contacted randomly by an
Man Would Rather Inject Himself With Bootleg Ozempic Than Make Any Adjusts To His Diet And Exercise
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man who’s motivated to change his ways but not disciplined
Light Strumming Of Acoustic Guitar At Coastal Restaurant Gives Millionaire Neighbours Some Purpose In Life
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opening a restaurant in this economy can be a daunting process. The cost of supplies, expertise
WTF! Surgeon At Private Hospital Recommends Non-Surgical Option
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A surgeon at the prestigious Betoota Grove Private Hospital is today making headlines around town. Gordon
Man Complaining About Women-Only Spaces Should Be Asking Why He Can’t Join His Local Elite Male-Only Club
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has been denied membership to The Betoota Club, prompting him to
Report Finds That People Who Send Their Kids To Steiner Schools Also Had Weird Pets As Children
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The parents of Steiner school students who drive big vans and grow their hair a little