Australian Crypto Bro In Dubai Says It Isn't That Bad If You Don't Check Your Phone Or Go Outside
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A part time podcaster and Australian crypto trader has reassured his followers that Dubai is totally
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Caravan Park Matriarch Has Been Collecting Gold Coins All Year For Holiday Laundry
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A caravan park matriarch has spoken to The Advocate today, offering her top tips
Advice Column | Setting Fire To Your Fine Establishment For Insurance Purposes
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Is your fine establishment in financial trouble? Will you never make enough money to
Nation’s Boyishly Handsome Halfbacks Exhale In Relief
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s handsome halfbacks, and occasionally wingers, with representative potential are rejoicing today. This follows a
Opinion: In Hindsight, Wearing A Cannabis Leaf Hat To Court Wasn’t That Smart Of Me
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT They say that hindsight is 20:20. That may or may not be true but I
“No… Not Alan” Sighs Stoic Boomer Coming To Terms With The Fact It Might Actually Be All True
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights sexagenarian is coming to terms this morning that the man he
Old Codger Stops To Admire Busker Playing The Glass Harp Because You Don’t See That Type Of Talent Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In an increasingly rare moment of cultural appreciation in our regional community, local resident
Public Teacher Dealing With Ratty Worn Out Kids, Quite A Fan Of Private School Sized Holidays
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An exhausted teacher from Betoota Ponds Public has today revealed to The Advocate that she’s
Built Form Monstrosity Perfect Representation Of The Narcissistic Arsehole Living Inside
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact It is hard to believe that the built form monstrosity in the photo above does not
Housemates Comforted To Learn Landlord Waited Until They Moved Out Before Building Was Officially Condemned
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A dilapidated structure that once housed a trio of twenty-something misfits has, as of this
Royal Boomer Protection Society Call A Meeting To Discuss How To Shut Up That Traitor Alan Kohler
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 7:30 Report’s finance reporter, Alan Kohler, is officially public enemy number one for
Bloke On First Yum Cha Experience Gets Stung After Mistaking The Whole Thing As All You Can Eat
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A Betoota Lakes man will be surviving on baked beans on toast this week after a
Government Bans Vapes Again For The 4th Time, Proving Just How Hard They Are To Quit
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving that they are just like us, the federal government is giving the vaping ban another