Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Suburban Dads Cash In On Eras Tour Brownie Points And Book Out Every Hotel And Flight To Brisbane
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT THE TORTURED PUNTERS DEPARTMENT: In scenes not witnessed since the Foo Fighters last played
Report Finds Best Way To Determine A Combined Household Income Is By Looking At The Hand Soap
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some mundane news in household trends, it’s reported that the quickest way to determine
Brisbane Publican Stares In Horror As Glass Of Water Ripples With Each Thud Of Magic Round Arrivals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane is currently battening down the hatches, as every single NRL players in the country descends
Local Woman Once Again Questioning If Noises Coming From Oil Heater Are Normal Or Not
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Once again local resident Sandra Whirly (28) has found herself on the fence on if she
“Anyone Got Tips For Albania?” Posts Local Girl Desperate To Prove She’s Doing Europe Different
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news, Isabelle Kookai-Sebastian from Betoota Grove is off to Europe, but
“Why Is This Fucking House So Cold” Wonders Bloke Who Paid $2m For A Glorified Tent Made From Sticks And Cardboard
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man who recently moved into a 20-year-old display home in Betoota
Inner-City Leftie Carries Penguin Classic On Him At All Times In Case He Gets Spotted On The Bus
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local inner-city leftie Simon Mitchell (29) has been spotted diligently carrying a Penguin Classic novel
Bloke Who Got Paid $700 A Week To Not Go To His Job For 18 Months Says Albo Has Fucked The Economy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Albanese Government’s third Federal Budget has been widely criticised this week, as both the
Reprehensible And Despised Former Leader Of First World Nation Hangs Out With Donald Trump
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A couple of former leaders have finally gotten around to a much needed catch up! One
HECS Debt Relief Sees Local Student Pass Up The Instant Noodles For $9 End Of Day Special
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Chicken flavour sachets are out and mystery meats are in for a local student
“Please Just Get A F**king Job Like Everyone Else” PM Tells JobSeeker Recipients Sooking Over Budget
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Times have seldom been tougher and giving out money that’ll be immediately spent
Local Girl Soft Launches Euro Trip Asking If Anyone Wants To Rent Her Room For 22 Days in June
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local micro influencer is reeling from a follower exodus this week after publicly