Scrubs Up Alright Old Kyle
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The biggest story in Australian media is entering a new chapter this morning, as Kyle Sandilands
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Family Breathe Sigh Of Relief As Rogue Son Lands A Plum Job On Local Infrastructure Project
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local family is walking on clouds today, after learning some fantastic news. The Arnott’s,
"Make Me Look Like The LNER Class A4 4468 Mallard" Brett Lee Tells Barber
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Australian fast bowler Brett Lee has reportedly issued a very specific instruction to his barber
Younger Sibling Cracks The Shits After Brother Receives Piece Of Cake 1/18th Larger Than Theirs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local child is alleged to have cracked the shits over the weekend, after his mum
Smudge Furious After Being Sent Home Sick To Watch Ready Steady Cook While All His Friends Play Cricket
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The captain of the Australian cricket team for the first two tests of the Ashes series
Overwhelmed Local Man Just Gonna Watch The Cricket For A Bit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today decided to just kick back a little bit. With the year
Normal Person Whose Brain Isn't Fucked From Social Media Grieves For The Jewish Community Without Seeing Tragedy As An Opportunity To Share An Irrelevant Opinion Online
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A normal person has laid flowers at a local synagogue this week, as a way of
Report: Get Off The Fucken Algo
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT South Betoota Polytechnic's Humanities Department has today released an interesting report. The monthly report
Grumpy Husband Told To Just Get On The Couch, Put The Fan On And Watch Some Cricket
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Melissa Harris has been forced to give her grumpy husband something to do this
Well There's Only One Place To Buy Smokes In Sydney This Christmas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A lot of cigarettes are being sold in the southern suburbs of Sydney, it can be
Aldi Shopper Forced To Confront His Truly Pathetic Diet At Human Checkout
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A local man who believes he has outsmarted the duopolistic supermarket system that is Coles and
Wave Of Nostalgia Washes Over Man As He Begins Untangling His Backup Cord Earphones From 2015
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT Local man Craig Jericho has been overcome with waves of nostalgia today as he dug up
Disgruntled Housemate Searches Desperately For A Tupperware Container Not Lined With Thick Layer Of Oil
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A seasoned veteran sharehouser has today encountered a frustrating but all too familiar sight, a plastic