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Caloundra Boomers Enraged To Learn About Plans For Sunshine Coast To Have Decent Public Transport Options

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An army of the Sunshine Coast’s erratic post-war Australians have today declared war against

Joey Spotted Putting Up A Few Torpies In NSW Blues Kit Following String Of Injured Playmakers

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the State of Origin series rapidly approaching, the head honchos in the New South Blues

New Dads On The Town For Rare Night Out Get Drunker Than Teenagers On Stolen Port

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A couple of new dads were spotted painting the town red this weekend, after they were

Europe Chooses Most Neutral Country To Win EuroVision As Continent Teeters On Brink Of War

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The landmass of Europe has this weekend chosen to pursue the most amicable resolution to a

Australian Icon Liz Ellis Joins The Betoota Advocate Podcast!

Woo Girl At Kick-Ons Just Like A Woolies Scanner Because She’s Always Freezing And Asking If You’ve Got A Bag

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woo girl partaking in kick ons has been dutifully nicknamed ‘The Woolies Scanner’, due

Prospective Homeowners Discover “Regional Australia”: A Utopia Full Of Cheap Property, Abundant Services And Professional Jobs

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city-dwelling couple, sick of being locked out of the property market in

“We’re Having A Freebirth At Home In Eumundi Because We Read Something On The Internet That Contradicts 500 Years Of Midwifery”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A chilled out Sunshine Coast couple have today revealed to their family and friends that they

Current News Cycle So Depressing That A Wildly Reckless Gambler Has Become The Hero Of Our Times

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As social algorithms across the country continue to be flooded with news stories that

Chalmers Challenges Broke, Tired, Renting, Disenfranchised, Pessimistic Young Workers To Have More Babies

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Jimothy Chalmers has thrown down the gauntlet to the nation’s young workers

Albo Backflips On Reducing Fossil Fuels Because WA Voters Don’t Give A Fuck About HECS Reductions

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Albanese announcement that Australia will be rapidly expanding gas extraction has caused great upset

Unexpected Mother’s Day Flowers Almost As Spectacular As The 12 Leg Multi That Paid For Them

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A mother is grinning and a local bloke is gloating this morning after arriving