Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Man Who Gave Shack On Kangaroo Island $523 Million Without Tender Unsurprisingly Still Yet To Produce Details On Nuclear
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Opposition Leader is still keeping his cards close to his chest, when it
Report: The Boys Must Have Ducked Out For A Lung Lollie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local pub patron has today been met with the universal sign that his mates have
PM Mulls Negative Gearing Abolition After Learning It Could Buy Us At Least One More Nuclear Submarine
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is reportedly reconsidering the government’s position on negative gearing
QANTAS Now Leaning Into The Well-Deserved Reputation As A Low, Thieving, Putrid Dog
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news you probably won’t be reading in Australia’s newspapers, it seems our once
Local Woman Feeling Annual Urge To 180 Her Style And Get Rid Of Entire Wardrobe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has yet again decided that every single item of clothing she owns is
‘Young People These Days Don’t Respect Older Generations’ Says Couple Who Covered Their QLDers Wooden Flooring In Carpet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An elderly couple who have been doing some ‘DIY work’ on their Queenslander have failed to
Victorian Says Melbourne AFL Clubs Should Automatically Make Finals Because They Had A Longer Lockdown
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the bitterness of Melbourne’s winter continues unseasonably into late September, it seems the city’
Nation Starting To Think Maybe Murdoch And Liberals Were Lying About Negative Gearing Being Good For Us
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the housing crisis intensifies to the point where even the kids of the media and
Greens Senator Whish-Wilson Spits His Green Smoothie Out Seeing Colleagues Calling For Hostile Takeover The RBA
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Greens Senator Peter Whish-Wilson, a former Wall Street banker and economics lecturer, was
Boyfriend Winds Chapstick All The Way Up And Applies It Like Lippy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man who has no need for chapstick other than the fact that he appears
With No AFL Teams In The Final, Melbourne Residents Forced To Embrace The Multicultural Football
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In what almost feels like a parallel universe, it seems that Melbourne are dominating the NRL,