Lamine Yamal's Little Bro Filling The Social Media Void Left By Erling Haaland's World Cup Departure
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some welcome news for avid and bandwagon World Cup fans alike, the social media content
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Reuben Cotter Reportedly First To Vomit As Slater Orders QLD Squad To Eat Truckload Of Bowen Mangos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland State Of Origin coach Billy Slater has wasted no time in getting his Maroons squad
Catholic Church At Risk Of Being Cancelled As 87-Year-Old South American Man Makes Homophobic Slur
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Catholic Church is in crisis mode today, as the organisation faces its greatest existential threat
Billionaire Twiggy Forrest’s Mystery New Lover Revealed To Be Jared Leto
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Internet sleuths have identified the mystery woman caught getting pashed by eccentric Australian billionaire
LNP Announce Cheaper Alternative To QLD Premier’s 50 Cent Fares: “We Will Sell Translink To Uber”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland Opposition’s ‘un-loseable election’ campaign has been thrown a hospital pass this week,
Madge Breaks In His Blues Squad By Taking Them Down To Blaxland Tav To Stir Up Some Locals
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The new coach of the Blues has kicked this week’s Origin Camp off with a
Townsville Mayor Troy Thompson Forced To Backtrack On Claim He Made The Cowboys Young Guns In 1995
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Things have gone from bad to worse for the new Townsville Mayor Troy Thompson today. Famous
Sydney’s Mayor To Run For 6th Term: “I Won’t Stop Until This City Sleeps 10 Full Hours A Night”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The longest serving lord mayor in the history of Sydney has announced her plans to run
Boomer That’s “Good With Shares” Also “Bought Them In 1996”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man described as “being good with shares” has told The Advocate that
Clarkson’s Farm Just ‘The Simple Life’ With Blokes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Jeremy Clarkson has yet again found himself embroiled in yet another legal battle, only this time
Sua’ali’i Hoping Origin Debut Prepares Him For The Greatest Interstate Rivalry Of Them All
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As the players assemble for the respective State of Origin camps, one of the game’s
Cost-Of-Living Crisis Sees Charity Muggers Resort To Actual Mugging In Order To Reach Quotas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local street fundraising contractors, often referred to as ‘charity muggers,’ revealed today that they
Local Mum Will Miss Watching Nadal’s Spectacular Athleticism But Most Of All Those Beautiful Arms
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Grove mother-of-four, Kelsie Shayler (52) has been a tennis fanatic since watching Evonne