France Kick Off Ceremonial 12 Days Of Protests After Exiting World Cup
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“Nothing Good Happens After 12am” Says Gen-X Mum Who Used To Rave To The Prodigy In Abandoned Warehouses For 3 Days Straight
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local Gen-X mum Amanda Yates (48) has declared, “Nothing good happens after 12am”. This statement
Wasted Talent Still Struggling To Pick His Moments
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Deputy PM and renowned political yipper, Josh Frydenberg has today hosed down speculation that he
Report: Stupid Leftie Teacher Calls About Son’s “Unhealthy” Lunchbox Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A stupid leftie teacher has put the dog up a local father this morning
“I Miss Dominant Masculinity” Says Renowned Alpha Male Who Dominated 90s Light Entertainment TV
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a shocking turn of events, masculine icon Jerry Seinfeld, the comedic powerhouse who once ruled
Apprentice Chippy Finally Learns Where Electricians Get Their Tools From
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota boy who now has to suffer the indignity of living in Sydney
Man In Finance, Who’s Working Class, 5’7, Brown Eyes, Confirms He’s Had Enough Of This Meme
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A man working in the high rise precinct of Betoota’s Old City District has today
“Wait Just Let Me Finish Brekky” Says Local Traffic Marshall
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Irish and Brazilian girls that make up the vast majority of Betoota’s roadside traffic
Corporate Sector Exhausted From Caring So Much As Reconciliation Week Clashes With Pride Month
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not even a year after they undermined The Indigenous Voice Referendum by slapping their filthy logos
PODCAST: Adam Spencer, Australia’s Favourite Geek Joins Betoota Talks To Say Extremely Geeky Stuff
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Economic Downturn Sees Middling Lawyer Opt For A Pair Of $49 Recession RMs Instead Of The Real McCoy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A middling lawyer at a mid-tier domestic law firm has shown up to
Report: Japan The Thinking Man’s Bali
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can now be confirmed that Japan is simply the ‘thinking man’s’ Bali, as blokes