Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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Man Who Joined Strata Committee To Get Reno Approved Didn’t Realise It Would Also Cost His Soul
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact A hollowed out Andy Hutchings (33) is sitting through possibly the longest ‘quick catch up’ imaginable
Report Finds The More High Pitch ‘No Worries’ Is Said Correlates With How Insincere It Is
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact ‘No worries’, it’s a phrase that can be heard echoed across this apparently carefree nation,
Woman Finds It Hard To Believe That Spider Is More Scared Of Her Than She Is Of It
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact For the last 34 years, Cassandra Wait-Pughes has been deathly afraid of spiders, and for 30
Council Admits They Only Do Night Roadworks Outside Your House When You’ve Got Important Shit Going On
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a shocking tell all interview, a council worker has admitted that they only do night
Report Finds People With A Beard Should Be Forced To Eat Sandwiches In A Room By Themselves
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Everyone except bearded people are rejoicing today after a leaked government document revealed potential new workplace
Totally Chill Maid Of Honour Asks Hens Chat To Transfer Her $3,249 Each By Friday xoxo
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bridesmaid is considering throwing her phone out the window and moving to
Sydney Oasis Fans Going Full Manchester With A Couple 440ML Roadies In Sydney Olympic Park
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After twenty long years, the wait is finally over. The world's most famous bickering
Link Established Between Ford Raptor Ownership And Unimpressive Calves
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the AAA (Automative Archetypes Association) has established an undeniable link between Ford
Dinner Thrown Together From Fridge Scramble Somehow Best Dish Woman Has Made All Year
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week inadvertently made the best dinner she’s had all year,
Sydney Voter Didn’t Know You Could Change Mayor
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 24 year old Sydney man has just realised that a "mayor" is not
Mother Watching Toddler Stacking And Lining Up Toys About To Do Some Googling
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact While sitting at a communal play area at a child friendly pub in Betoota’s bayside
Tube Of Quick-Eze No Match For Mid-30s Hangover
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact A 30-something southside man has been left clutching at his chest this morning after his go-to