Pathetic Australian Side Lives Up To The Title Of Worst In 15 Years By Only Winning 4 Out Of 5 Ashes Tests

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The Australian cricketing fraternity is today at a generational low, trying to pick the pieces up from a catastrophic Ashes summer.

After failing to win a single Ashes test in Melbourne this time around, the Australian Cricket team has lived up to its title of the worst in 15 years.

Branded that by the famously upright and morally virtuous Stuart Broad at the start of the summer, the Aussies have since failed to do anything to prove him wrong, succumbing to a 4-1 series win.

The pathetic result from the dirty cheats of world cricket - who have technically won everything there is to win in the last few years - means it will be another few years before they can clean sweep the Poms at home.

"I'm not that wrong though am I," said former fast bowler and bandana wearer Broad in an exclusive one on one interview with The Betoota Advocate from the beer garden of the Coogee Bay Hotel.

"4-1 ain't as good as 4-0 is it," he laughed, referencing the previous drubbings on home soil in the last decade."

"So technically, it is the shittest Aussie team in 15 years."

"Better luck next time chaps."

More to come.