Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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Rudd Reveals He Would've Had Kerr Shot As A Spy And His Body Thrown In The Lake
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former prime minister Kevin Rudd has broken his silence on today's revived debate over
Big Day For Cousin In The Mines As Jetstar Announces A Bali Sale And Toyota Unveils New Hilux
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Cashed up FIFO workers across the nation have today been hit with a double whammy to
Liberals Yet To Realise That Australians Need To Have A Fucking Home Before Power Bills Become A Concern
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor's Rant | CONTACT With the Albanese Labor Government holding more than double the amount of seats
Old Bloke Who Reckons Whitlam Dismissal Was The Biggest Moment In Australian Political History Forgetting The Time Tony Abbott Was Convinced An ABC Sound Guy Was His Son
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local grandfather of 5 has today been served a rather juicy dose of reality. Grahame
Local Bloke Finally Forks Out To Get Some Outdoor Furniture That Won’t Fall Apart After 6 Months In The Sun
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke looking to entertain friends and family this summer has finally splashed out on some
Local Woman Gets The Ick With Herself After Failing To Get Waiter’s Attention Multiple Times
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman was left feeling a bit embarrassed this weekend, after several failed attempts to
Help! My Once Sensible Liberal-Voter Wife Has Been Brainwashed And Now Supports The Teals.
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor's Rant | CONTACT The 'Teal Radicalisation' of my once politically moderate and blissfully indifferent
Government Set To Give Every Child Under 16 A RipStik To Negate Effects Of Social Media Ban
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the clock comes closer to striking midnight, the Australian government has today made a stunning
NSW Government Reintroduces JobKeeper For Harbourside Restaurants Following The Deaths Of Lawsie And Richo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney's high-end harbourside restaurants are in crisis this week, after losing two pioneers of
Oscar Piastri About To Put The Controller Through The Wall
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some frustrating news for Drive to Survivors and actual diehard Formula 1 fans, Oscar Piastri
45-Year-Old Suburban Australian Accountant Claims He's Always Casually Worn Windbreakers And Bucket Hats
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Close to half a million Oasis fans have been treated to what's being described