Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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Word Spreads Amongst Every Bloke At Wedding That The Bride's Cousin's Boyfriend Plays Off Scratch
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There was mild fanfare at a country wedding in Betoota's outskirts over the weekend,
"I Am So Back" Whispers Troy Buswell As Liberals Dump Gender Quotas And Net Zero
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Disgraced former WA Treasurer Troy Buswell has intimated this week that the "Liberals are back&
Sydney Sweeney Fans Strangely Not That Interested In Women's Sport
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some shocking news, it appears that Sydney Sweeney’s primary fan base aren’t that
50 Years On: Nation Still Pretending Like The CIA And MI6 Didn't Orchestrate The Plot To Overthrow A Post-Colonial Socialist Leader Who Got Too Big For His Boots
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As historical and political buffs continue to ruminate on and rehash the incredible events of November
Man Talking To Musician Itching To Reveal He Played The Drums Once
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact It was a Thursday afternoon and the atmosphere was electric down in Betoota’s art district,
Magician Kicked Out Of Magic Community For Refusing To Engage In Pick Up Artistry
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local professional magician has been violently booted out of the magic community after fellow members
Woman Pays To Not Have Egg Sandwich On Jetstar Flight
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact A wave of repulsion washed over Genevieve Baker this afternoon after she was asked to select
Local Girl Forced To Contain Excitement From Once In A Generation Cyclone Having Same Name As Her
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local girl has been battling intense internal conflict this week after a once in a
Oh Fucking Fuck Yes. Mum's Made Apple Crumble
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Fucking oath! Mum has made an apple crumble for desert tonight. That's the word
A Detailed Explanation Of The 5 Different Liberal Party Factions Currently Destabilising Sussan Ley
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ever since their dehumanising defeat at the 2025 Federal Election, the Liberal Party in-fighting has been
Jacob Elordi Reveals He Prepared For 'Frankenstein' Role By Going For A Swim In The Brown Snake
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some news that proves Brisbane really is at the centre of everything, The Advocate has
Softest Suburban Man You Know Has Some Really Strong Opinions About Masculinity
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the least athletic blokes you know has today chirped up about the state of