Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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Dog Needing To Vomit Makes Beeline For The Only Patch Of Fabric In Entire Apartment
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A dog has this week decided to empty their guts on the worst possible area of
A.I Bubble Now A Worry For 36-Year-Old Men Who Cannot Explain Their Very New Career To Their Mates
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The one mate in your social circle who has previously pitched himself as an expert in
Rabbles, Clown Shows Reject Comparisons With Coalition
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A couple of maligned sectors of society have today hit out at the Federal Opposition. Advocacy
"Happy Ashes Week, Brother" Becomes Standard Workplace Greeting As First Test Starts Friday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local workplaces have entered a period of mild but noticeable disruption this week as blokes begin
Nation's Conservatives Well Versed In This Type Of Baseless Character Assassination
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local conservatives say they are completely unfazed by today’s online meltdown alleging that US President
R360 Offer Entire Wests Tigers Team Huge Money To Stay In The NRL
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The rebel rugby competition that's rousing the rabble (look out Peter Fitzsimons), have today
Cash-Strapped Intern Waits Patiently For Someone More Senior To Make First Move On Office Beer Fridge
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT After a hard week of unpaid labour, intern Willie Mehan was pretty keen to get stuck
Proposed Introduction Of Driverless Taxis A Boon For Blokes Who Likes To End The Night With A Cab Dart
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some local men have today declared the future finally looking up following news that Waymo is
The Top 7 Queensland Musicians That Deserve To Perform At The Brisbane Olympics Opening Ceremony
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In 7 years from now, Brisbane city and the beautiful brown snake that winds it'
Irish Bloke Unimpressed By Chinatown’s Take On Chinese Food
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An Irish bloke on a working holiday visa is very unimpressed with Chinatown's take
Local Woman Feeling Antsy After Sushi Train Does Three Rounds Without A Single Chicken Avo In Sight
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman with the palate of a child was on tenterhooks this lunchtime, as the sushi
Naughty Victorian Teen Can't Use TikTok But Can Get 25 Years Non-Parole Because That's The World We Live In Now
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Authorities in Victoria have today confirmed that a child who is not mature enough to run