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Div 4 Winger Swan Diving Under The Posts Unaware Oval Is 80% Labrador Shit
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A reserve grade winger is expected to be on jumper wash duties this weekend,
Turnbull And Abbott Finally See Eye-To-Eye In Rejecting New Money Bogan Scomo From Australian Club
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The lifelong enemies that symbolise a weeping factional wound in Australian conservatism have this week briefly
Cost Of Living Forces Local Banker To Take Kids To Timezone Instead Of Thredbo
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT In tragic news for one of Betoota’s high tax bracket battlers, a yearly
Passion Pop Makes Glorious Return As Cost Of Living Forces Millennials Back Onto Teenage Classic
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In an unexpected twist that has left sommeliers weeping, Passion Pop – a drink best known for
Local Lesbian Has Her Subaru Keys Revoked After Revealing She Doesn’t Know Who Chappell Roan Is
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has this week had her Subaru keys officially revoked, after revealing that
Palm Beach GP Proudly Voted Teal In 2022 But The Climate-Denying Misogynists Might’ve Won Her Back
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the major parties beginning to slowly unveil the policies that they will be taking to
Bloke Who Used To Bash Emos For Being Poofters Now Deeply Invested In Men’s Mental Health Awareness
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A former high school nightmare has undergone what appears (on the surface) to be a complete
After 6 Years Of Environmental Vandalism, Drunk People No Longer Find Throwing E-Bikes Into River Funny
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT After a solid six-year run of local hoodlums turning rivers and harbours into e-bike graveyards it
Trent Barrett (46) Predicted To Have Same Hairline As Brad Arthur (50) After 4 Years At The Eels
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The NRL’s official team doctor has today dropped a bombshell revelation. Speaking exclusively to The
Big Four Consultant Explains His Gruelling Job Of Advising Stakeholders On Viabilities With Consideration To Factors That Can Effect Projections On Multifaceted Levels
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A homecoming Betoota Boy has faced a bit of a sticky situation today. Returning from the
Only Way To Solve QLD Housing Crisis Is To Turn Volatile Floodplains Into Uninsurable Colorbond Sprawl
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland LNP has today unveiled the housing policies that they will be taking to the
Vegetarian Dinner Just Some Shit With A Bunch Of Cheese Melted Over It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has expressed his disappointment and mild disdain after sitting down to a