Narendra Modi Praises Australia's Revolutionary Butter Chicken Infused Bachelors Handbag
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Narendra Modi has touched down in Australia, and immediately offer up some huge praise for Australia&
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Aussie Holidayers Abuse Airline Staff For Being Unable To Stop Remote Indonesian Volcano Eruption
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact If the last few years weren’t bad enough for the ground staff of Australian airlines,
Calls Grow For Kevin Rudd To Be Replaced By The Trump Whisperer Greg Norman
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Horse cock Queenslander Greg Norman is being touted as a possible replacement for Kevin
Straight Bloke Cops Glares From The Gays And Girlies Over His Unappreciated Bubble Butt
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local straight man Nathan Dunne, 28, is reportedly growing concerned over a wave of inexplicable hostility
Short-Sighted Murdoch Newspapers Celebrate Rudd Being Sent Home To Continue His Very Popular Campaign To Destroy Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Australia’s Murdoch media machine is in overdrive today, after recently unearthed footage shows Australia’s
Surgeon Prepares To Vote Green For The First Time After They Pledge To Wipe His $240k HECS Debt
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local surgeon who only recently qualified is preparing himself to vote for The
6 Ways Millennials Can Have A Mid-Life Crisis Without Buying A Sports Car To Make Them Feel Young
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact If you can’t afford a sports car and swinging really isn’t something you’re
40% Pay Rise For NSW Police Sadly Means Their Kids Will Become Leftie Uni Students With ACAB Tatts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A landmark pay rise for the NSW police force has inadvertently triggered an existential crisis, now
Bloke Gets Himself A Hyundai Santa Fe To Go With His Barge Arse
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local barge arse has picked up the Hyundai Santa Fe he ordered earlier
Local Girl Savours Short Window In Mens Fashion Where Skater Boyfriend’s Permanent Outfit Is On Trend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Local woman, Char Longbottom (27) had always hoped this would happen. She knew men’s fashion
“This Will All Be Yours One Day” Says Mum Referring To A Skip Bin’s Worth Of Knick Knacks
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A poor French Quarter woman has today been reminded that she’ll be responsible for getting
Gladiator 2 Praised For Having Something For Both Mums And Daughters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The minds and money men behind the blockbuster of the year, have been praised by members
Local Kiwi Has The Nerve To Say Migration Is Seriously Affecting Our Housing Market And Economy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A man from the land of the Long White Cloud has ruffled a few feathers in