Qantas Rewards Taxpayer Generosity During Spicy Cough Era By Offshoring A Further 850 Jobs To India
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Qantas has this week announced more job cuts in head office, with more than
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Muffler Burn Remain The Only Immediate Threat That Indonesia Poses To Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Indonesian government has poured a cold Bintang on reports that it is preparing
Local Man Posts A Single Photo Of His Basic Lunch With Heavy Filter, In A Nod To 2012 Instagram
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has taken a trip down memory lane by posting a photo of his
Bloke Holding Up Giant Fish In Dating App Photo To Show These Sheilas He Can Provide For Them
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has today hit back at critics who call his Hinge photos ‘cringe’, stating
Millennial Bloke Who Likes Dating Emotionally Unavailable Women Can Trace It All Back To Shego
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has experienced a stunning breakthrough this week, after realising his lifelong attraction to
Dutton Realises A Federal Election Isn’t Quite As Easy As Crushing The Hopes And Dreams Of Indigenous Elders
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian voters are flooding back to Labor, as Albanese records a record-breaking pre-election lead
Local Woman To Revisit Harry Potter Series But Only The Ones Before It Gets All Dark And Emo
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman embarking on her yearly ritual of watching the Harry Potter series has revealed that
Even Clive Palmer Reckons The Liberal Party’s A.I Rap Is A Little Strange
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Clive Palmer has today come out to say that even for his standards, that Liberal party
Australia Moves To Ban Maple Syrup Because Fuck You Too Canada
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Albanese Government has today announced a ban on the importation of Canadian maple
Greens Tipped To Clean Up In Queensland After Hiring Billy Moore As Campaign Spokesman
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the 2025 Federal election just around the corner, the Australian Greens are hoping to not
Housemate Willing To Die On A Hill Defending Pungent New Cheese In The Fridge
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Tense scenes have emerged at a share-house in Betoota’s French Quarter, after housemate Leah
Cushy Public Servant Friend Refuses To Believe Consultant Mate Isn’t Rolling In Cash
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A Canberra public servant is struggling to comprehend the fact that his mate in Big 4
Nectarine At Supermarket Once Again Fails The Softness Check
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has once again been forced to fail another nectarine in the softness check