Bachelor Trying To Be Good With Money Spends Double Cooking At Home Instead Of Buying Takeaway
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local bachelor has taken an important step towards financial responsibility this week, after deciding to
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Dutton Boycotts ‘Divisive’ Boxing Day Test After Seeing Names Like Khawaja, Konstas And Labuschagne So Early In The Batting Order
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has today decided to boycott the Boxing Day test, and will keep
Shock As Sydney Greek Pulls Off Being Extremely Flashy With Unflinching Confidence
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Australian Greeks are today glued to the television, as one of their own opens the batting
Greeks Invented Ramp Shot, Claims Papou
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sport | Contact An elder of our town’s Greek community has refreshed his interest in cricket this morning.
Adorable Toddler Gets Hands Covered In Melted Candy Canes And Microplastics
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local son, nephew and grandson has today melted hearts in a Betoota Heights home. The
English Tourist Exposes Breasts At Local Pub While Husband Eats Sardine Sandwiches Courtesy of Local Constabulary
GRIFF McDOUGAL | Christmas | Contact Arriving in town in their Land Rover Defender at around eleven on the morning of December
Naughty Kids From Tarong, Callide, Liddell, Mount Piper, Port Augusta Wake Up To Lumps Of Uranium
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Coalition’s half a trillion dollar nuclear transition is upon us, and it is already
Dad Set To Receive 2025’s ‘Good Going-Out Shirt’ This Christmas
CLIFFORED GUNCOTTON | Musings | CONTACT LOOKS NICE, DOESN’T IT!? In 2024’s most predictable news, Local Betoota Heights father Gary
Betoota Advocate Reveals Newspaper’s Official Person Of The Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news that comes as a shock to few avid readers, The Betoota Advocate has
Dazed Silly Seasoner Finds Himself On The Piss For No Discernible Reason Whatsoever
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is floating on clouds this afternoon, it can be confirmed. Speaking very briefly
Family Now Able To Laugh About Cousin Being Thrown In The Watch House On Christmas Eve 3 Years Ago
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact With Christmas Day now less than a week away, excitement is high right across the country.
Mate’s Pregnant Misso Tells Local Idiot To Get In The Car, She’ll Give Him A Lift Home
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Brenton Hills has been told to stop carrying on like a pork chop, it can be
Colleague Comes Out As Bogan After Posting Photo Of 6ft Tall White Christmas Tree
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An unofficial work group chat has lit up like a Big W Christmas tree