Dazed Silly Seasoner Finds Himself On The Piss For No Discernible Reason Whatsoever

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A local man is floating on clouds this afternoon, it can be confirmed.

Speaking very briefly to The Advocate, Bradley Tranh from Betoota Heights said he’s not even sure what he’s doing.

After nearly 2 months of just caning it, Tranh explained that he’s running on empty.

“Yeah, it’s been a big silly season,” he sighed.

“I don’t even know why I’m at the pub this arvo,” said the man who works in the city and has attended 8 client events, 4 work Chrissy parties, 7 or 8 family and friend related Christmas events.

“Apparently me and the boys need to have a drink before wrapping up for the year.”

“Which is weird cause we played touch footy two days ago, and we’ll likely see each other between Christmas and New Years.”

“But anyway, here I am getting pissed again.”

“I’m really blowing out.”

“God damn.”

No more to come.