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After a month of stellar footballing coverage, the Special Broadcasting Service has kept the good times rolling.
With the nation's football and general sporting fans experiencing the first doldrums of a morning without a fixture, the SBS has made sure to give people something else to satisfy their needs.
That has come in the form of a couple of stunning feature length erotic films to get the blood pumping in the morning.
A beautiful number from Scandinavia, and a stunner from the gritty underground of Berlin.
"Yeah, no easing into this morning with a nice Round of 16 match to help rub the sleep out of your eyes," laughed a spokesperson for the organisation famously dubbed Sex Before Soccer and Sex Before Sleep.
With our reporter stifling a giggle in regards to the rubbing chat, the spokesperson continued.
"Unfortunately the lack of footy this morning is a sign of things to, come," they said, with our reporter pursing their lips.
"But honestly, this is a glimpse into the future."
"The joy of waking up every morning and having the biggest international event in the world at your fingertips on free to air is coming to a climax."
"Don't be sad because it's over just be happy it happened."
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