Regional Australians Unsurprisingly The First To Get Fucked Here
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some truly shocking news, regional and rural Australians are once again feeling the pain of
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Fucking Psycho Small Town Criminal Tipped To Win Pre-Selection As Local One Nation Candidate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the media continues to give Pauline Hanson more oxygen than she knows what to do
Div 4 Ressie’s Kickstart Season With 10 Mins Of Beach Touch Followed By 10 Hours Of Drinking
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In exciting news for fans of sports where it’s perfectly acceptable to tackle
Local Woman Pissed Enough To Accidentally Enjoy A Sucked Edamame Skin
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Jessie Turner thought she was holding it together this evening as she sat at dinner
Nugget Man And Nugget Woman Have Nugget Baby
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact In exciting news out of the Royal Lady of Our Sacred Heart Hospital, Matt and
Local Man Stumbles Across His Crypto Portfolio In Bin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today been reminded of the whereabouts of a nice portion of his
Bloke With Interlock In Car Has A Lot To Say About Society’s Moral And Political Shortcomings
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Advocate can today report that a man who legally has to blow into an interlock
Labrador Owner And Dog Inch 1kg Closer To Merging Into Each Other
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact They say dogs and owners look alike, and it seems that Pavel Zakharov (35) is
Uber Driver Gets Immediate 5 Stars From Visiting Country Boy For Driving Straight Over Roundabout
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Local driver Simon Playmore usually pulls out all the stops to ensure his passengers give
Man Leaves Rental Inspection Early After Spotting Groups Of First Year Uni Students With Their Parents
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man on the rental market has once again thrown in the towel after spotting
Situationship Quietly Becomes Official After Airport Pickup
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT It can today be reported that a six month situationship is bordering on a fully fledged
Woman Cans Second Date After Bloke Orders Burger Without The Bun
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Against her better judgement Angela Watsworth gave self-professed “king of banter”, Henry Cutmore, a chance
Charity Might Have More Luck Getting Donations If Street Fundraisers Weren’t All Annoying Poms
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact As the annual strategy meeting of a well known charity organisation drew to a close