One Nation's Collapse Converges With NAIDOC And Origin Decider In A Massive Week For The Murris
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT According the last two Roy Morgan voter surveys, the far-right minor party of One Nation
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Moderate Liberals Again Politely Decline Right-Faction’s Invitation To Scotch And Cigar Night
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Moderate faction of the Liberal Party has reportedly declined an invitation to the
Dutton Vows To Make NDIS More Efficient By Replacing It With Unpaid Female Labour And Centrelink
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has today unveiled his plan to tackle what he calls
Dutton Stops Talking About Anti-Semitic Attacks After Learning The Perpetrators Don’t Have Brown Skin Or Pink Hair
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has this week started to wheel back from his recent Inglorious Basterds
Schooner Prices Go Up Today In Line With Extremely Pleasant Timeline World Is Currently In
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The price of a schooner has increased today, which perfectly aligns with the world’
North Queensland Pubs Celebrate As Record-Breaking Rainfall Grounds All Flights Out
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact North Queensland is expected to stay soaked today, as major rainfall continues to fill the already
England Cricket Humiliated Again As Aussies Win The Lashes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The failed state of England has once again lived up to its reputation, and folded in
Local Middle-Aged Woman An Absolute Menace On Duolingo
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Local Betoota Heights woman Fiona Hanson (59) is an absolute menace on Duolingo, reportedly reaching a
Hilton Valet Gets To Take A LandCruiser For A Spin After Luke Combs Lands In Australia
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A metropolitan man is discovering the glorious grunt of a farm workhorse this week
Dad Who Never Cooks Convinced That He’s Actually Quite Good At It
MITCH M. CARTER | Culture | CONTACT A local father of two has caused a serve case of rolled eyes this evening
Breaking: Random Plus One At Party Decides It’s Time To Get Incredibly Pissed
MITCH M. CARTER | Culture | CONTACT Local underachiever Chris Crossley (20) has decided it’s time to get completely wankered at
Congo Glad The War On Woke Is Over And The USA Is Focusing On Funding Rwandan Militia To Butcher The Congolese Because Their Valuable Mineral Resources Are Currently Being Mined By Chinese Companies And That Negatively Impacts The US Oligarchs Ability To
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the largest countries in the world is this year celebrating the ushering in of
“Yes, Lets Keep Following This Guy’s Playbook” Dutton Says As Trump Blames DEI Hires, Biden And Women For Mid-Air Collision
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has today reaffirmed his commitment to the Trump political playbook,