Chinese Spy Tasked With Compromising Billionaire Len Ainsworth Ends Up Addicted To Lucky 88 Instead
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Chinese intelligence operative sent to compromise pokies billionaire Len Ainsworth has spent $138,
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Local Bloke Briefly Alarmed By Yellow Piss Before Remembering He Popped A Berocca This Morning
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has had a fleeting moment of panic today, after entering one of his
Italian Government Strongly Considers Sanctioning Australia Over Domino’s Meat Pie Crust
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT MAMA MIA! Italian parliament is currently discussing the best plan of attack in response to Australia’
No Amount Of AI Tech Is Able To Impress Man As Much As Magic ‘Sipahh Straw’ Technology Did
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man is yet to encounter a brand new innovation in the world of AI
Iraq Announces Invasion Of US To Protect America’s Freedom From Totalitarian Regime
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The West Asian country of Iraq has today dropped a bombshell on the international community. Iraq’
“Don’t Worry The X-ray Is Perfectly Safe” Says Dentist Before Usain Bolting Out Of The Room
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A woman who finally got her vastly overdue checkup and clean was left feeling a little
American Beef Is Not “Banned” In Australia, We Just Don’t Buy It Because “It’s Dogshit”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade (DFAT) has confirmed US beef products are
LA Protests Come To A Standstill After Kendall Jenner Hands A Can Of Pepsi To ICE Agent
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT PEPSI FOR YOUR ICE?: In some much needed good news, it can be reported that the
Chat GPT Now So Advanced It Tells People Asking For Help To Wait 3 Months And Pay $380 For Advice
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Artificial Intelligence experts are sounding the alarm this week, after a shocking development with a major
Oh No. America Might Tear Up Our $368 Billion Deal For 8 Pointless Submarines That Won’t Arrive For 30 Years
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation has woken up to some devastating news today. On top of the passing of
PM Vows To Redirect Sub Funds To Something Just As Pointless Like Public Housing If AUKUS Fails
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has confirmed that should the AUKUS security pact collapse, his
Leaked McLaren Race Plan Suggests Oscar Piastri Will Try To Win Upcoming Canadian GP
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A confidential document leaked from McLaren’s UK headquarters has revealed that Oscar Piastri
Hospo Employee With A 1998 Barina Worth Of Super Weirdly Not Too Worried About New Tax Changes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local French Quarter woman by the name of Maixine Wilson has today explained to The