“Should We Perhaps Get Some Tinted Windows On These Rovers?!” Growls King Charles
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT King Charles has once again queried staff at Buckingham Palace, wondering if it would be possible
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Gas Escaping From Sentient, Cardigan-Wearing Nappy Bin Mistakenly Transcribed And Published In The Australian
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A sound of noxious gas escaping from cardigan-wrapped sentient nappy bin has been transcribed and mistakenly
Brisbane Back On That Early 2000s Shit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In their 6th back-to-back AFL finals appearance, it seems that Brisbane City is once again a
Quiet Sunday Cheeseboard Turns Feral With Inclusion Of Homemade Margarita Mix
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A low-key house warming has taken a dramatic turn this afternoon as a group
Apple Airtag Only Really Used When Looking For Lost Keys At Kickons
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Apple has today admitted that the only time their Airtags are used is when they got
Bloke Picks Up Case Of Fosters In A Throwback To Glory Days When Houses Were Like 20k
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A happy go lucky bloke from Betoota Heights has today been reminded of a simpler time.
Sharks and Cowboys Battle It Out For The Chance To Get Absolutely Pole-Axed By Penrith
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT All eyes in the Rugby League universe will be on Allianz Stadium tonight as
Ozempic Mum Worried About Unseen Risks Faced By Vape Son
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local mum and self-proclaimed “yummy mummy,” Patricia Kensington (52), has expressed her deep concerns over the
New Boyfriend Fumbles His Debut After Potential Father In Law Notices His Tyre Pressure A Little Flat
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT In breaking news from Betoota’s dating scene, a new boyfriend has already been
Local Dad Starts Talking About Jeff Fenech Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With none of his family members taking control of steering the conversation, a local dad has
Apprentice Rocking Up With New 9 Piece Milwaukee Tool Set In Tray Must Have Gotten One Of Those Renewable Gigs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds apprentice sparky has copped some shit today, by rocking up the worksite sporting
Modern Labor Voter Surprises Kids With North African Dish She Saw On SBS Food
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A loyal supporter of the defenders of Australia’s working class, Labor, has decided to treat
RBA Reveal They’re Unable To Lower Interest Rates Because Not Enough People Have Lost Their Houses
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Reserve Bank Of Australia has this week put a dampener on the mood across the