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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT According the last two Roy Morgan voter surveys, the far-right minor party of One Nation
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Police Suspect Local Can Collectors Are Behind Daring Recycling Truck Heist This Morning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Authorities suspect a gang of local can collectors is responsible for a brazen recycling
Woman With Disposable Income And Lacklustre Love Life Announces She Plans On Seeing A Psychic
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has been heard sheepishly revealing her plans to see a psychic, after
Toto Fails To Get President Trump Over The Line In Tariff War
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Albanese Government has been forced to send Trade Minister Don Farrell to Washington
7 Supremely Talented Liberal MPs That Could Be PM If Dutton Loses His Seat To A Woman On Election Night
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In news that will not be getting a mention in any of the major newspapers of
Local Designated Driver Wonders Why In God’s Name His Beer-Flavoured Water Costs The Same As Beer Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man who must’ve done something bad on the grog this silly
Introvert’s New Boyfriend Quickly Learns That She Needs At Least Two Hours To Decompress In Silence After Work
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In an effort to preserve her sanity and maintain a healthy relationship, Betoota Heights woman Hayley
Bloke Who Worked Directly Under Mark Latham And Kevin Rudd Has No Trouble Handling US President
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese appears to have neutralised US President Donald Trump’s plan to slap
Temu Trump Promises To Appoint Pete Evans As The Health Minister If He Wins Election
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man hoping to be the nation’s next Prime Minister has today reconfirmed his commitment
Local Bloke Finally Achieves Dreams Of Having A Hot Goth Girl Sit On His Face By Dying
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds bloke who spent his entire adult life trying to nab himself the elusive
Unpredictable World Achieves Some Level Of Calm Familiarity As Kanye Becomes Main Character Again
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In these times of economic turmoil, political division and global instability the world has welcomed the
Man Who Dreamed Of Being On The Galle Fort Wall, Girt By Ice-Cold Lion Lager Cans, To Continue His Dream, This Time He’s At Kensington Oval In Barbados, High On Rum And Nicotine, Watching Test Cricket
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A disposable office serf who dreamed of being on the Galle Fort wall, girt
Kansas City Chiefs Lose Super Bowl (Taylor’s Version)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelce and NFL Referees have bid a swift goodbye to the Lombardi trophy