New Rivals Show Praised For Kindly Including Rugby Union In Search For Ultimate Footy Code
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a lovely news story for the much maligned code of Rugby Union, the game they
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Malcolm Turnbull's Official Portrait Has A Subtle Nod To His Beloved Sydney Roosters
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Minister Malcolm Turnbull’s official portrait has been unveiled at Parliament House today, with attendees noting
ABC Set To Bring Back Tom Gleeson’s ‘Hard Chat’ In A Bid To Actually Apply Some Political Scrutiny
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT Political corruption is thriving across the nation as anti corruption ‘watchdogs’ such as IBAC function more
English Cricketers Spend Extra Couple Of Days Off Getting Teeth-Whitened, Skin Burnt And Hair Cut
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The saviours of the game of cricket are today taking some much needed time to rest
SportsBet Quietly Shelve New 'Kidz' Product As Social Media Ban Looms
ERORL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia’s largest online bookmaker has quietly shelved plans for a new product aimed at younger
99% Of JB HiFi Staff Turn Up To Work In Their Best Parkway Drive Kit For Aussie Music Shirt Day
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can now be confirmed that a staggering 99% of JB Hi-Fi workers are rocking a
Liverpool Plains Toff All For Conservative Politics But Being Represented By One Nation Is A Bit Bogan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A prominent farming family on the Liverpool Plains has told The Advocate that while they have
Robert Irwin Credits Mooloolaba’s Famous O’Malley’s For Teaching Him Everything He Knows
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A universally liked Australian celebrity is today basking in the the glory of conquering the United
Barnaby To Resign From The Nationals After Being Seduced By Pauline Hanson Recycling A Racist Stunt From 2017
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The two-time (pardon the pun) former Deputy Prime Minister of Australia will today resign from the
Radicalisation Complete: City Woman Calls Cousin A “Woke Leftie” After Weekend At Folks Place Watching Sky News
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Sophie Heffernan (34) has returned from what was meant to be a relaxing stay with her
Woman’s Phone Refuses To Tap On Bus After Sensing There's A Long Line Of People Waiting Behind Her
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman is beginning to suspect her phone is out to get her, as she
Woman With Tight-Arse Parents Both Grateful And Resentful Of Their Sudden Generosity Toward The Grandkids
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who grew up with extremely tight arse parents is unsure if she should be
Boomer Outraged By Barista’s Milk Question For Some Reason
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A collectively loathed local Baby Boomer is absolutely beside himself once again after a barista asked