Regional Australians Unsurprisingly The First To Get Fucked Here
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some truly shocking news, regional and rural Australians are once again feeling the pain of
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Labor Says Nation Needs Just A Little Bit Of Extreme Social Incohesion To Achieve Social Cohesion
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Chris Minns has today defended his heavy-handed police officers in Sydney's
NSW Government Condemns Violent Protestors For Attacking Policemen's Fists With Their Ribs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The NSW Government and large commercial media organisations have today blasted the 'hordes of violent
“I Could See Us Living Here" Says Inner-City Mum 12 Hours Into Countryside Airbnb Stay
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After nearly twenty years in Betoota's bohemian inner-city French Quarter, a young mum has
National MPs Satisfied As Permission To Wear Fishing Shirts In Parliament Now Inked Into Coalition Agreement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal and National party leaders have finally drawn up the terms of a new Coalition
Kid Rock Offers Non-Gay Alternative To 500 Of The Hottest Chicks In America Twerking
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As hundreds of millions around the world tune in to watch one of the greatest sporting
Young Dad Finds Himself Blind Drunk At 2PM On A Monday Just As Work Starts Picking Up For The Year
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An Australian man that spent far too much time watching cable television in the early-2000s has
Pub Chef Hoses Teriyaki Glaze Off Woolies Wings And Knocks Up A $35 Super Bowl Special
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In exciting news for Betoota foodies, a bunch of local watering holes have launched
Toxic Couple Stay Together For The Kids
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Liberals and Nationals are back on this morning, just in time for the SuperBowl, after
Local Woman Has Reason To Believe Husband Is A Gambling Addict After He Takes A Day Off Work To Watch A Sport He’s Never Mentioned
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local woman is expected to make a long phone call to her mother this
Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
Superbowl LX To Host The Battle Of Sad White Boys Vs Angry White Boys
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Superbowl LX is sure to get the attention of white boys with two of America'
High School Loose Unit Has Become A Terrific Social Worker
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A local man who completely went off the rails a bit in high school has prevailed