Chinese Spy Tasked With Compromising Billionaire Len Ainsworth Ends Up Addicted To Lucky 88 Instead
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Chinese intelligence operative sent to compromise pokies billionaire Len Ainsworth has spent $138,
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Glastonbury Causes Traditional Media To Wonder If They Might Be Slightly Detached From Young People
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After years of massaging headlines to avoid offending the political class, it seems that the world’
BREAKING: Papa’s Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Big news from North of the Tweed today, as the Queenslanders call upon veteran shot doctor
Piastri Overhead On Team Radio Calling Alpine ‘A Bunch Of Pathetic Flogs Who Need To Get A Fucking Life And Stop Obsessing Over Him’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australian starlet Oscar Piastri has this weekend delivered a blistering spray at his former teammates, after
Luxury Bathhouse Now Smells Of Deep Heat And Hard Solo After 3rd Grade Footballer Dragged Their By The Missus
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A new luxury bathhouse in the Betoota industrial estate has been forced to close
Netball Canteen Has All The Treats To Soothe Local Mum’s Rosè Hangover
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local netball club canteen is expected to receive a 5 star Google review
Local Woman 9 Years Into Putting Off Switching To An Ethical Bank
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local woman Alice McKenzie (34), has just entered her 9th year of putting off switching to
Office Pisshead Has Catheter Put In Ahead Of EOFY Drinks Tonight So He Doesn’t Waste Any Time
ERROL PAKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A notorious figure in the head office of Diamantina Freight Solutions has confirmed he
Unemployed Man Surviving On Snowy River Pies Says It’s Not As Good As He Thought It’d Be
ERROL PAKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man’s long-held fantasy of living off frozen pies and sleeping
Cutesy General Store In Tourist Town Does Not Fuck Around When It Comes To Bath Candles
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local couple has once again been forced to perfect their “Thanks, but I
Golf On The Second Day Of A Bucks Enjoyed By None
ERROL PAKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A silent procession of soulless young men meandered around the Royal Birdsville Golf Club
Local Woman Gets Emotional Thinking About How This Little Furry Thing Trusts Her With Its Life
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT I’M A GIANT TO YOU: Gazing down at her adorable orange tabby sprawled out on
Youthful 62-Year-Old Has ID Checked As Youngest Person Aboard The Indian-Pacific
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A spritely 62 year old has been forced to show his ID on the train bar