Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Local Park Date Blessed By The Lingering Pong Of An Ibis Taking Flight Several Metres Away
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local couple’s park date took an unexpectedly stinky turn this week, as the unmistakable
Kid Laroi’s Grand Final Show To Feature Giant Wooden Horse That Definitely Doesn’t Have Anyone In It
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Kid Laroi has revealed that the giant wooden horse behind him definitely doesn’t have rap
19-Year-Old Blind And Deaf Family Dog Still Somehow Knows When Dad Sharpens The Carving Knife
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Klein family from Betoota Downs say they are beginning to think their 19-year-old pet cattle
Real Estate Agent Says Rental Price Is Fixed Of Course, But ‘Strong Applications’ Are Encouraged
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local door opener from our town’s aspirational Betoota Heights district has today directed a
Australian Trump Supporter Has Nothing To Gain From This Except Further Antagonising Estranged Daughter
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local retiree and part-time keyboard warrior Barry Kemp, 62, has been on a relentless social media
Miserable Old Bastard On Strata Can And Will Make A Complaint About Absolutely Anything
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Residents of a modest red-brick apartment block on Rue des Perdus in our town’s bohemian
Grandma Bonds With Grandson Over Shared Love Of ‘Lollies’, Gambling And Addiction To Video Games
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a heartwarming and somewhat concerning twist on family bonding, 18 -year-old Josh Kaison and his
End Of Days Confirmed As Filthy Murrays Bus Spotted Driving Down Hume
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The fabric of our democracy and global politics at large is coming to an end after
Suburban Couple Tie Living Room Together With Slightly Pixelated Wedding Photo Blown Up On A Kmart Canvas
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After months of agonising over what to put on the glaring white wall above their large
Local Skateboarder Confused After Dentist Asks If He “Grinds in His Sleep”
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In what can only be described as a classic misunderstanding between the worlds of extreme sports
Woman Who Used To Set Makeup With Hairspray Looks On In Wonder At Sisters 7 Step Korean Skincare Regime
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local millennial Hannah Fisher, 32, has found herself spiralling into an existential crisis today, after witnessing
Suburban Plumber Uses Instagram To Share Uncredited Quote That Epitomises His Warrior Mentality
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Leeam Elphnick is around 72 kilos ringing wet. He also hasn’t taken a solid shit